Final Score: Not kept. Rather, stats were.
Game Rating (out of 10): 7 - one of the padding of stats nature.
Offensive Player of the Game: Patrick. Was ridiculously efficient. Has turned into a really solid receiver and shaken off his tendency to mahoney. Don't get me wrong, the power of the mahoney is still strong in this one, but he offsets it with huge reception performances, no matter who his QB is. Broke Alex D's single game receiving record with 16 receiving touchdowns. Sweated a lot.
Defensive Player of the Game: Patrick. Tommy was held to zero catches whenever Patrick covered him. He attacked the ball, rather than just swatting it away. Also had two interceptions and numerous defensive stops.
Special Teams Player of the Game: James. Wins this award for the second consecutive time, this time for a great lateraling performance with Maciej. Also, scored two good kickoff touchdowns and solidified his hold as the best kick returner in the FFL. Way to go Jam Jams, way to go, woop woop!
Pitch and Weather: Again ugly, icy, wet and hard to play on. But play on these four brave (and stupid) souls did. Yoda Hmmm? A few cars were parked near the basketball courts and Chloe and Danielle (also known as the Twin Towers) were parked nearby, watching and talking. On many occasions, they decided that a walk across the middle of the field, during the game, would be a good idea. No don't mind us at all. We're just playing a game here! Tommy hurt his knee on a slip, but what else is new?!
Summary: Tommy organized his first FFL game in quite a while, but one can honestly say that the turnout was less than spectacular. 6 people showed up, 4 of which played, 2 of which watched from the sidelines. The Twin Towers (the aforementioned Chloe and Danielle) decided that playing an FFL game was overrated, but talking about fashion and shoes was not. Hence, the talkage during the gameage. There was a game to play however, and it was a decent one. The teams switched around heavily, and no score was kept (though stats were to be recorded, it was decided). A one hand touch rule was reimplemented to ensure that noone was killed trying to stop another with a two handed tackle. Also, quarterbacks could rush after 7 steamboats, and James took full advantage of this (and a conveniently placed Twin Tower block) to score 2 touchdowns of this QB rush. Tommy took of his coat because he was cool, Maciej slipped and hurted himself not very baddily, Patrick was a scoring machine whose hair was wetter than an ant caught in a bathtub, and James continued his screeching (attributed now to the fact that he wears tight underwear and has 5 testicles; the latter his own admission). Patrick broke Alex D's record, further infuriating James, who now slips to third on the most receiving TDs in one game list. James attacked Patrick, who cried like an impaled balooga on a burning spit and Tommy grinned mischeviously as the Twin Towers discussed the latest issue of Vogue magazine.
Bogus Moment of the Day - The incredible kickoff return compiled by Maciej and James. They passed the ball between each other at least 5 to 6 times before James finally scored past a sprawling Tomward.
Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Tommy - 7; nothing spectacular from Tommy today. In fact, he even stopped trying to catch the ball with his face near the end. He still scored 4 times, showed great poise at QB and played relatively good defence.
Patrick - 10; 16 receiving TDs, 2 interceptions, 2 kickoff TDs and fantastic defence. Gave it his all for the entire game. Threw a bottle at Mac on the way home. Should try his hand at QB more often though.
James - 8; Probably the most annoying player to ever grace the FFL, but he can score by the bunches. Get this, he also played well at QB! Seriously!
Maciej - 7; Maciej plays like a one legged seagull covered in tar.
