Participants - Robbie, James, Jacob, Tommy, Patrick, Maciej.
Offensive Player of the Game - Robbie; Although he started off by making comments about how he was going to be, "all over James like a pregnant woman giving birth in a pregnant bed," he did actually play well. 7 goals in total, led all.
Defensive Player of the Game - Tommy; narrowly edged out opponent James, who also played well without the ball. Tommy led his team with some seriously good positioning and never let his man go free.
Best Shotblock - Maciej, blocking his own players (Robbie's) shot. Dunce!
Best Goal - Patrick's goal from about 100 metres away, that somehow managed to sneak under Maciej's stick. Absolutely brutal goal if you were on Maciej's team; sheer revelation when if you were on Pat's.
Best Deke - Maciej's dismantling of James'. Maciej, with his back to James put the ball between his own legs and flipped around and met the ball as it went between James' legs. Beauty!
Best Pass - Maciej's pass to Tommy was nice, but Tommy took that pass and set up Robbie right in front of the net for a sweet tic tac toe play, worthy of the Toronto Moleswackers.
Best Fashion Sense - Patrick, orange throwback jacket and all.
Worst Fashion Sense - James, with his totally uncool hairstyle and jacket.
Bogus Moment - Maciej's dunce play (see best goal) was pretty dumb but how's about Pat's own goal fiasco. He not only scored once on his own net (by accident) but also scored intentionally. Almost had a third, much to the shagrin of James' (who yelled, "What are you doing!").
Ratings -
Tommy - 9; Never given much respect in the FHL but has done more than enough to deserve it. Scored 3 goals, but was a steadfast defender, coming up with key interceptions and knockaways to keep the others at bay.
Robbie - 8; A tale of two stories. In the first half, he was incredibly crap. In the second, he was crappily incredible. Finished with 7 goals on the night and stepped up his play when he was called, "the worst player ever." He's not.
Jacob - 8; Pure effort from this guy, but had a tendency much like Peter in football to fall down and enjoy a relationship with cement. Was burned a few times by Maciej in terms of insults, but held his own in hockey terms. 2 goals.
Maciej - 7; Managed 2 goals, and had some plays. But sweated like a pigged oldie and who's gonna clean up that mess? Handmaiden Jones?
Patrick - 8; Gave a lot effort again, and was his teams best defensive player. However limits to his game are evident as his decision making looks like a lot like Jacob's plays in football: awful. Nevertheless, 4 goals is nice.
James - 8.5; Always a danger on the offensive side, James gave Maciej and co. a ride for their not yet paid money on Wednesday night. He also chipped in with key defensive stops. 4 goals is nothing to shake your dick at let me tell ya.