Teams: Maciej, Jordan D., Jordan T., Taylor, Josh, Luke and Johnny vs. Robbie, Patrick, Matthew S., Ezra, Dylan L., Dylan C., Neil, and Matthew C.
Score: a 4-3 victory for Mac's purps.
Game Rating (out of 10): 0 - Check summary for why.
Notable absentees: who gives a shit
Offensive Player of the Game: Jordan D. - Happy Birthday to you
Defensive Player of the Game: Jordan D. - Happy Birthday dear Jordan
Special Teams Player of the Game: Jordan D. - Happy Birthday to you
Summary: This is the first and last ultimatum I've giving the players in this league. Of course it's not all of you. The likes of Patrick, Neil, Taylor and Tommy always give 100 percent to maintaining the rules in the FFL and FHL alike. Others (you know who you are) are always fucking around, and I've had it. Learn the fucking rules. This applies in general, but also specifically in terms of flag football. The flag MUST BE VISIBLE, MUST BE ACCESSIBLE. No stiff arms period. When you are out of bounds, YOU ARE OUT OF BOUNDS. In case you haven't noticed, we don't have a fucking camera or ref watching us play, so we're bound by the honor system. No lying, cheating should be allowed, but hell, it's damn near common place.
So, my ultimatum is this. Every person who wants to play in the league must abide by the rules set out. And seriously, they are super lax rules. It's supposed to fun, but ground rules have to be set, otherwise what kind of a game are we going to play. If you guys just want to fuck around, and not give a rats ass, that's great, I won't bother anymore. But I need to know. No more of the kind of shit that was going on in today's game, ever again, be it for hockey or football. This not up for discussion and there is no compromising. It's either you follow the rules, or you aren't playing. That said, if enough of you want to fuck around, then the fictional FFL/FHL will disband and I'll delete this website and not bother anymore.
I want every person to either call me or catch me on facebook/email and tell me their decision. It's simple: you want to follow the rules and play, or not. If enough say yes, all is good. If enough say no, I'm outta here
I shouldn't even recap this shit of a game, but since it may be my last, I'll give it a shot.
Pitch and Weather: Snow.
Bogus Moment of the Day - Summary not bogus enough for you?
Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Robbie - 4; Awful. Just fucking awful. 6 interceptions thrown, and still had the nerve to question other people's games.
Maciej - 7; Struggled for the most part, but scrambled well enough.
Patrick - 7; All but invisible in stretches, but then he pulls out a few tricks. Good defensively.
Neil - 8; I don't know why he's never chosen earlier by team captains. A consummate team guy.
Matthew S - 7; Good catch for his TD, but he was clearly out of bounds.
Jordan T. - 8.5; Excellent deflection catch for his second TD.
Taylor - 7; Blocked as well as he could. Does what has to be done to win.
Ezra - 8; Showed enough fire to throw a few tackles back at opponents. Good runs down the flank.
Jordan D. - 10; 2 TDs, 4 INTs, man of the match.
Luke - 6; Limited offensively, but he doens't complain. Does the dirty work.
Johnny - 7; Good return for Johnny, with 3 key sacks on Robbie.
Dylan C. - 6; Good enough debut, though he looked lost at times.
Dylan L. - 6; Quiet game altogether.
Matthew C. - 5; He was quiet until his late run, which was clearly illegal.
Josh - 7.5; Came to play on defence.
