Robbie, Jack, Claire (WTF) Patrick, and Ezra versus Maciej, Neil, Peter, Thomas and Sierra.
Final Score � 6-2 victory (if you could call it that) for the reds.
Summary:
It was fucking muddy. (middle finger)
Bogus moment of the game � Maciej picking up the ball on the first play of the game, looking around and realizing that despite his efforts, he could not move. His feet were stuck in the mud.
Offensive Player of the Game - Patrick - only one who score with regularity.
Defensive Player of the Game - Peter - seemed to thrive. Mud bothers him not.
Special Teams Player of the Game - Patrick - cleats helped him get up the field.
Player Ratings:
Robbie � 6; Ran the field well enough. He wore baseball cleats, I think, so he cheated.
Patrick � 8; The only one who could score regularly. Much like me with women. Bam!
Thomas � 5; Thomas seemed to become Tommy at the sight of mud and sprinkles.
Neil � 6.5; Good effort as per usual, but limited results. Mud may have played a factor.
Peter � 14; He's simply the best player in the league. Like Obama says, "YES HE CAN!"
Peter - 9; Real rating. Ignore the rant above. I fucking hate mud.
Maciej - 4.5; All mud and no grass makes Maciej a dull boy. All mud and no grass....etc.
Claire - -400; WTF.
Sierra - 4; I tried to throw the ball to her so she could fall down. Sensing my plan, she left.
Jack - 4.5; Didn't do too badly, but by this point in the recap, I'm not going above 4.5.
Ezra - 4; Especially not for this caretaker of pants.
