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Teams: Tommy, Jordan, James, Peter and Jacob vs. Neil, Patrick, Robbie, Maciej and Matthew S. Score: a 12-6 debacle of a win for Tom's cornish color squad. Game Rating (out of 10): 3 - Awful. Only one team showed up to play. Notable absentees: Ezra, Alex, Matthew C., Josh, Dylan. Offensive Player of the Game: Jordan. What an arm! Defensive Player of the Game: James. Lock down. Special Teams Player of the Game: Maciej. Got more than expected. Pitch and Weather: Warm weather, snow remaining, better than that minus one hundred b.s that spewed forth a whilst back. Summary: One sided, right from the start. Jordan's squad took an early lead and never looked back. Neil's not quite navy blue team struggled to put anything together, and looked disinterested at times. The game ended when Robbie threw an ugly interception to Jordan, who despite being the slowest player in the world, rumbled past 3 defenders on his way to the game ender. Bogus Moment of the Day - What could top Jordan pulling down his pants during the game? Well, Jordan's interception, wherein he fumbled it before rapping it over Neil's head and then running down the field for good yards. Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Robbie - 5; 5 passing touchdowns, 4 interceptions. Nice ratio there, quarterback. Maciej - 8; A level above anyone else on his squad. Effort was in vain. Patrick - 5; Padded his stats on the way to a disgusting defensive performance. Jordan - 10; 3 interceptions, 11 passing touchdowns, 1 receiving touchdown. Sheer class. Neil - 5.5; Here and there, but mostly just everywhere. Matthew S. - 7; Returned to the FFL for the first time a while, and did well enough. Tommy - 8; "2 touchdowns, 3 Hand of Toms, not a bad football game." -- Tom's MSN signature. Peter - 7; Scored, but was covered about as well as a thin man covers a fat womans ass. Jacob - 7.5; Commander Homely continues to contribute offensively. James - 8; A winning attitude as per usual. It's no coincidence his teams usually win. |
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