Participants - Patrick, Robbie, James, Maciej, Mirek, Tommy.
Offensive Player of the Game - James; Scored a bunch of goals, in every game that was played. Was a constant danger and had some crisp passes to boot.
Defensive Player of the Game - Patrick; diving and sliding like it was no body's business, Patrick managed to stop a lot of plays in key situations. Plays with heart despite being a massive douche.
Best Shotblock - Maciej, blocking a James' shot with his jewels.
Best Goal - Robbie, who finished beautifully with a top shelf deflection, after Maciej deked past both James and Tommy and fed the Nikolai Antropov wannabe. Robbie roofed it whilst holding off the defensive minded Patrick.
Best Deke - Patrick had a few good ones and James managed to deke past Robbie with a move under his stick, but the best one was Maciej's unravelling of Tommy. The Polish python, or Tomas Kaberle lookalike, took the ball and put it between Tom's legs and then backhanded it back through. Before Tommy could turn around for a time of thrice, Maciej thread the ball through his legs again. Sweeeeeeeeet.
Best Pass - Robbie's pass to Maciej who went through alone. Unfortunately, he wired it off the post.
Best Fashion Sense - Mirek, bulky jean outfit of much wowness.
Worst Fashion Sense - Patrick, wearing three pairs of pants.
Bogus Moment - The aforementioned firing by Maciej off the post. Nevermind the fact that he was all alone, he was already celebrating when he took a hard snapper that somehow hit the post square on. The ball rebounded to James' who fired it over to Pat, who scored quite easily.
Ratings -
Tommy - 9; Another superb performance from Tomstick, always giving Maciej crap. Made it his duty to piss him off and stopped numerous Maciej deke attempts. Scored numerous times as well, and played an incredible game. Seemed to have the best grip on the ice.
Robbie - 7.5; Robbie scored a lot in the first game, but after being called Nikolai Antropov, he became too much like him -- gahbage. Left early to calls of "Rabby!"
Mirek - 8; Came late, but provided some entertainment. Has some of the worst skills imagineable and missed a few "sitters" by firing it off both posts. But has a car and Maciej was tired. Gets the 8.
Maciej - 6; His useless moves fooled no one. Frustrated by Tom.
Patrick - 9.5; Didn't score a lot but gave an effort worthy of Jason Allison. He slid a lot but had some incredible passes as well. Has great vision and stickhandling is quite good as well. He should stop the douche ways though, cuz it ain't gonna fly homes. As if you could fly homes. They don't have wings.
James - 9.5; Consistently trying to score and managed to do that a lot in all 3 games. Has some stickhandling ability and has a Sergei Berezin way of being in the right place at the right time. Hates to have his stick lifted. Good heart and effort, but should cut hair.