Participants - Patrick, Robbie, Maciej, Tommy, James and Graham.
Offensive Player of the Game - Robbie; Stands in the corner and shoots. But does it effectively, so you can't really knock the sweat off his sack for it.
Defensive Player of the Game - James; Ridiculous blocking today.
Best Shotblock - James, with a "how did he do that?" block with his right foot on Graham. Wow!!
Best Goal - Graham, after Maciej played the defender (Patrick) perfectly. Graham finished clinically, with a top shelf strike that seemed to say, "Bitch, you my house now." Or something like that.
Biggest Whiff - Patrick missing a "sitter" that made many shake their heads.
Best Deke - James managing to get past two on the side of the rink, and holding it for a while under serious pressure. Showing promise.
Best Pass - Maciej's pass to Robbie. The pass went under two sticks so slowly that Robbie could've written 30 tax returns and still had enough time to sign a new constitution before firing it in. James - "How in the hell did that get through?"
Best Fashion Sense - Tommy, with his orange jacket unzipped.
Worst Fashion Sense - Graham, who didn't even wear a jacket.
Bogus Moment - James' goalmouth dancing/flapping that kept the ball out of the net for a good 10 seconds. Without sufficient help however, his efforts were in vain as G-ram finally did score.
Ratings -
Tommy - 8; Not as great as before, but you can't complain with his performance. Shows superb defensive awareness; stoned Patrick cold when he attempted a deke. Bro Dav Leevo showed up for a tant.
Robbie - 8; The definition of a one-trick pony. However, he is starting to round out his game; came back to help a few times. Provided both Chubba bros with sticks for the price of two canned apples.
Graham - 7.5; Has some skill to his game. Took his IPOD out after a few seconds, citing a lack of concentration. Fired the ball off the crossbar once, which scared many a few.
Maciej - 5; Had Johnny like grip on the ice. Which was bad.
Patrick - 8; Bemoaned the loss of his beloved stick, but played well. As expected, provided solid defense from the back but scored more than usual today.
James - 9; James' played some great defense today, and is showing some serious stickhandling skills. No real faults today; awesome performance.