Participants - Patrick and James vs. Maciej and Tommy.
Offensive Player of the Game - James; scored a good bit.
Defensive Player of the Game - Tommy; swung it the right way.
Played at: Gareena
Notable Absentees - Robbie, Alex, Neil, Peter, Jordan.
Best Shotblock/Save - Maciej, getting a stick on a James tap-in, clearing the ball off the line.
Best Goal - A tic-tac-toe effort between Mac and Tom. Tom sent it to Mac, ran to the net, where Maciej picked him out with a great pass. Tom tapped the fudger in. Tic, to the tac, to the toe.
Best Goalkeeper - Nay 'oalie.
Best Deke - Maciej going outside, inside on James...3 times in a row!
Best Pass - Patrick across the rink to James, who handled it nicely.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Patrick. Had the yawning cage, and fired it wide right of the post. And a super wide right at that...
Biggest 'Jacob' - In honor of the greasey, terrible football playing Captain of Ugly, James fired a shot that skinned off Maciej's right cheek and over the netting.
Best Fashion Sense - Tommy; wore the best red jacket today.
Worst Fashion Sense - James; wore the worst red jacket today.
The James Moment - Maciej singing to the ball. You had to be there to know what the hell was going on. You weren't? Too bad for you, fuckers!
Convo of the Day -
Maciej (slamming stick on the ground, Tommy shoots anyway) - !!! What?
Tommy - What? I scored.
Maciej - No, you have to pass to me when I slam the stick like so.
Tommy - Thanks for telling me.
(James hi fives the radiator man, like only he can)
Notable Watchers - Sayanth and buddy, Victoria, some guys, Evan, some other basketball players, man with accent.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
James - 7.5; Offensively a dynamo.
Patrick - 8; Stayed in his own end.
Maciej - 6.5; Fantastic singing voice.
Tommy - 9; Best on the night.