Score: David's goldies massacred Tom's maroons 8-3.
Game Rating (out of 10): 5 - One sided, straight through. Awful football.
Notable absentees: Alex D., Danielle, Johnny, Dylan, Matthew Couto.
Offensive Player of the Game: David. Numerous passing touchdowns.
Defensive Player of the Game: David. Excellent man to man coverage.
Special Teams Player of the Game: David. An absolute beast at all times.
Pitch and Weather: Snowy but not as cold as reported CP 24. Maciej wore three pairs of pants for naught; he was sweating like a pigged oldie about halfway through. Snow allows for later playing than usual.
Summary: What looked like a close contest on paper was never really one, as Dave's goldies beat the living crap out of Tom's maroons 8-3 on Tuesday. Although Maciej was blessed with receivers galore in James, Patrick and Tommy, his passing was never up to par. Dave on the other hand took the reigns of his squad like a pissed off quackermack and made excellent plays to Jacob (who finished with 5 tds), Peter (who finished with 2) and even Graham (who finished with a whoppin' uno). Robbie on the other hand, ran around a lot with Tommy, doing half circles that they superstituously believed to be dictating the game. David, a mastermind in tactics, decided to utilize this on the last play. And it worked; Peter caught a flukey TD that ended the game, to loud cries of, "The Half Circles Win." Indeed. Patrick added 2 touchdowns and Tommy added 1 in a losing cause.
Bogus Moment of the Day - Although David spinning the ball on his head like a top was a sight to behold, as was Pete's face to cement ballet performance, the latter's catch to end the game was a, "look what I found," catch of legends. Even Robbie would be proud of that one.
Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Robbie - 5; Was entirely non-existent. Did not take advantage of Maciej's poor day to jump over him in FFL passing touchdown scoring. Came late due to mama probs.
Jacob - 7.5; Despite his 5 TDs, he was incredibly flukey and fortunate enough to have super blocks from the likes of the not yet traded James and Peter. Understood Polish at one time.
Patrick - 6; Had an awful game throughout, but still somehow managed 2 touchdowns. That's nothing to shake your dick at, lemme tell you.
Maciej - 4; Had 1 passing touchdown. What a fucking tard.
David - 10; Was the game winner. Did everything for the goldies; passed the ball like a younger Brett Favre, kicked it like some sort of kicking guy, and defended like it was no body's business.
Graham - 7.5; Graham continues to choose his schools well. Oh yeah, he had a decent game as well, receiving a nice underhanded lob from David for his only touchdown of the day.
Tommy - 5; Had nothing going for him on this day, outside of that 1 rushing touchdown.
Peter - 8.5; Met face with cement. Met body with ground. Met elbow with ball, and then subsequently ground. And yet the ground seems to take the brunt of the pain. 2 touchdowns.
James - 5; Had been absent in the past 2 FFL games and boy did it ever show. Awful. Hit Kyle like territory with 6 mahoneys on the day.
