Final Score: I don't know. Kinda over there.
Game Rating (out of 10): 5 - never letting James organize a game again.
Offensive Player of the Game: James. James has gained the freshman fifteen. Or maybe he just seems to gorgonize his way through life. In any hoo case, he seems to be score. Score he did much. How many? Quite.
Defensive Player of the Game: David. David picked the ball like he picks his nose; a lot, until it bleeds. He picked Maciej like someone picking their high school prom queen or king. Maciej didn't win. He cried. He also destroyed whoever had the ball, but what else is waterered dew.
Special Teams Player of the Game: Patrick. Winged Japanese Crowbars, aptly named Jobars. He was that good, he was. He was jobar good. He jobared his way with his fantastic dekes, and nerdy queeks. A nerdy queek you peruse? Kitestring.
Pitch and Weather: The pitch was fantastic, and the weather, wantastic. The Fern Avenue Field was a bit damped, but damped or nay (even though I did just say yay) remained that of the troops to play (no dog poops). In other words, the seven soromos did play on. David slipped a thousand times, Maciej thrunce, Patrick yeks, and Tommy ninhgss. A yellowish bag interupted the play, and David's dad shrieked for its return.
Summary: The game was good at the begstart. The teams divided into an uneven number of two teams, with David and Patrick ruling the greens, and Maciej and Tommy them darn blues. After Robbie and Matt S. left for eatty homewage, the game detoriated into five disgruntled boofucks. What is important to remember is that the game went on, and David, reenergized by the constant bringing of the one of every gatored ade by his sister Robin, played bestest. Patrick okay, make a few dekes. James still waits for testicles to drop and making of voice less high. Tommy shrugged and plugged on, scoring a few nice plays. But Maciej, that fool, he couldn't throw one decent pass. Slipped like the field was that of coco bananas. Chri, meh, Chri.
Bogus Moment of the Day - A few but one stood out. Tommy's catch of the ball after a Davey deflection, Pat's deke on Tommy that caused the latter to eat mud, Maciej's ridiculous deke on David that made the latter eat the mud like his aforementioned and youngereth brother Tom, and Davids roars. But the really good one was James' indecisive run that ended up deciding the end of the game. By sliding on the mud, and not stopping, whilst Tommy, barely mobile looking pissed at Mario, James hurted his knee quite horrible. Horrible quite. David consequently decided that putting James a few yards away, in the end zone, near the post, in the middle of the action, would be a good idea. The NFL treatment, that was.
Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Tommy- 7; Tommy wore the coolest shirt Maciej had seen since last forsday. In other words, it really wasn't all that cool. But Tom's game was just so cool. In a good way. He caught a couple of decent throws, ran a couple of good blocks, and kicked a couple of good non-testicled balls. Good show!
Matt S.- 7; Matt be fast. Matt be fast run. He run be fast yes. Hmm? Once he left for homey eats, Maciej lost his air like a testicled boot. Had he stayed longer, would've probably changed game for the better.
Robbie - 6; Dash from the Incredibles claimed that he was pretty sure that he had made the baseball team. He's so proud of himself. What a guy, that Fob. Had a bad throwing day.
Patrick - 8; Patrick was jobar good today. He made dekes, he nerded dekes and derded nekes. He made Tomfish look like a fool on one play, and another made himself look like a fool. What a Patrick and a half. Wasn't very good at quarterback however.
Maciej - 4; Maciej spent almost the entire game singing, "Brother versus Brother, Sibling versus Sibling..." What he accomplished with that, no one really knows. No spiral equals Mac cry.
David - 9; Seemed to be the only person with his head entirely in the game. Was helped by a familied Robin, who kept feeding him gatored ade. Steroids in it? Probably not. But maybe some sort of cool ass sugar. That would be pretty cool. Overall fantastic display. Razored cheeks gave him bonus points.
James - 9; Ah, the character. James scored in bunches, and despite his claims that he would not play without stats being counted, guess what, he did. No stats were counted, hahahaha! Funny stuff. Good show by James overall. Maciej now expects virused email to enter his inbox.
