Participants - Maciej, Jordan, Taylor and Patrick vs. Alex, Tommy, James, Peter and Neil.
Played at - Gareena.
Offensive Player of the Game - Alex; worked like a buffalo.
Defensive Player of the Game - Neil; did what works can accomplish.
Notable Absentees - Robbie, Matthew C., Josh.
Best Shotblock/Save - Maciej, making a ridiculous glove hand swipe after almost screwing up the initial shot. After Neil fired a shot in from the halfway line, Maciej deflected off his pads, and whilst on the ground, swiped it away from the goaline a la Timmy C. Timmy C baby! Timmy C!
Best Goal - Taylor picking the top corner on a very padded James.
Best Goalkeeper - James, simply because he wasn't Maciej.
Best Deke - Alex, under Pat's stick. How many times has he already fallen for that? By my account, it's a million 3.
Best Pass - Jordan sending a penetrating pass pineappling down the stretch to a far out Taylor. Tay made the move, made it sound, the ball remained round.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Tommy, after Alex set him up in front of the net (naturally, Maciej decided to sprawl like a hybrid of a clown-star-hoobie fish) Tom had the whole net to shoot at. He missed the ball.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Patrick, whose clearances are stupider than James.
Best Fashion Sense - Maciej; black to life, black to reality.
Worst Fashion Sense - Jordan; the guy has no flair. No yeast. No hook.
The James Moment - Maciej yelling about making the incredible save and then letting in a 40 foot floater from Ganno.
Convo of the Day -
Patrick - Hey guys, watch this (does all the moves, scores)
Jordan - I'm still better than you.
Notable Watchers - Some assuming types, passersby, guy without ball, guy with ball, guy beside ball.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Neil - 7.5; Did what required to be accomplished in finishing.
Patrick - 8; Made passes up the middle like a toaster strudle.
Maciej - 5; Made the incredible. Made the 'you can leave now.'
Tommy - 7; Effective for the most part.
Jordan - 7.5; Another sub par performances from the Waxy Taxi.
Peter - 8; Threw elbows like someone was ringing the alarm.
James - 7; Was the better of the two keepers, but that's not saying much.
Taylor - 7.5; A quiet assassin, like James on a toothbrush.
Alex - 9; The side corners were his bitch.
