9) No matter what I buy my dogs they love it. Its never what my kids wanted!
8) You can put a shocker collar on y9our dog to correct bad behavior.
7) You can bath the dog under the garden hose.
6) Vets are cheaper than pediatrician's.
5) t's legal to sell puppys not babys.
4) When the old family dog goes blind everyone feels sorry for him. Grandpa didnt go blind he was just trying to "cop -a -feel"
3) A dog can clean himself in public. When grandpa did it we had to bail him out of jail.
2) A dog can relieve himself in public. When grandma did it we had to bail her out of jail.
1) You can get your dog spayed or neuterd!!!!
