9) When your bird tells you no or shut up and gets by with it,But your kids are grounded for a week for the same thing.
8) When you have a collection of bird feathers from previous molts thinking they are good luck.
7) When its your anniversary and you ask for presents for your birds.
6) When its your birthday and you ask for presents for your birds.
5)When you arrange your vacations around you bird sitters schedule.
4)When you spend more time on the net discussing your birds than your children.
3) When your bird chews up the wood work in the house you make excuses for him. But when your child breaks a window he is grounded for a week.
2) When you find yourself repeating the same words again and again even when you are not around your bird.
1) When your bird screams and wont sit still you buy him more toys. But when your child does it you buy him medication.
