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Quotes from USC

Sometimes I look at Squidward and I think "Hey, he doesn't have 8 legs', but then I rememeber that Squidward is a squid and not an octupus.

"Doesn't life suck"
"Yeah! life sucks!"
"Wrong! Life is easy. You suck!"

PamSmith3: look, on your b-day, call me, well hire a stripper and by cigarrettes and vote and whatever else you do when your 18
ImKIanire285: oh hell yeah
ImKIanire285: it's a deal
ImKIanire285: does that mean i have to watch porn?
PamSmith3: yes...yes it does

I think we both thought the other was a good kid... what happened?

And by splurge, I mean on men -Captain Obvious

You're overeacting. I didn't go to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!

Because women like men who look good in tangerine speedos

"why go to high school, when you can go to school high?"

Only 21 more, just say 'Blackjack'

I really like Shakira, on coke

"Put your mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat. Rock and roll, you aint seen nothin yet"..."I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared!"

It's not a word, but you can hear it

the whole concept of taste buds is weird. It's like an army of buds. -Lis

What if you could smoke out of a bong the size of the ocean! -Josh

Olivia: Is USC in St. Louis?

It needs more cow bell!!!

Vegetable ship...wait, what the fuck?

So, are you guys going to 'johnny rockets'?

Ooh...barracuda

Pop to the top

Not...often?

blackness confirmed, you got soul

there's still the little matter of the .1 gram

just don't whiz on the electric fence

Is that a shroom in your sock or are you just happy to see me

Michelle: I wish the pigs would leave
Pam: I wish my beer wasn't in the trash

Blue moon

Cash it mash it!

sense-memory-simulated perception-altered-consciousness memory retrieval

We can't stand around all day staring at our hands. But still- whoa!

They call these fingers but I never see them finging...whoa, there they go!

Lisa's saxaphone would make a great pipe - Homer's Brain

There's no 5 minute chill pill. It's not in the pill. You have to work for it!

just know that bad things might come

Yeah, she's stoned man; where have you been?

Cherrystand!

Michelle...you're like Jesus

Clock stoppers!

yeah, I can't back it up with logic or anything...but yeah, it's not a cult

We were talking!

jinkies, it looks like we're up to our ascots in a mystery

*yelling*Does anyone wanna go to the beach with us?

Fling!

Let's be open about this, have a condom!

Is my shoe up your ass!?!

I'm just drunk-talking

damnit susan, i'm drunk, what have you done

i feel like my ass

my retainer tastes good

it was like loose

They're all Ray underneath

Soooooon

LEAVE NOW, STOP BEING AN ASS "WHORE"

your wasting my minutes on this talker gibber gabber

It's like my stomach has a hole

You lost your sac? I mean, your wallet i understand, but your sac?

The phrase every stoner has said at least once: "What was I talking about?"

I seem to have mislpaced my balls

I was being sarcastic -mr. Beach

I feel like I should be sad about us

well, I got accepted to Saddleback

i fixed the balls

When am I going to be done being retarded?

you have comma issues

I'll have them there darkety kind

Nurse, give me 20 cc's of hot fudge. Don't worry, you're going to feel a slight chocalately sensation.

Is this...Disneyland?

Please remain seated...in your DOOM BUGGY!!!

I'll light it, just suck! -Jesse

HAZZAH!!! -Aunni

Can't we all just get a bong?

Everybody's Hugging! -Ralph Wiggum

I'm not not licking toads -Homer Simpsons

Diet...mist...that doesn't sound too good. -Pamela

I'm a genious...That's Great! -Pamela

Did I drop it? Dear God! -Jesse

Always bring a towel -Towely

that's where my head goes -Pamela

dont you remember? we forgot! -Pamela

I lost my equilibrium, again -Andre

you're a new brand of paranoid -Pamela

hmm...ravers are like mormons...dirty dirty mormons -Pamela

no, no, no, what do you see! -Pamela

now don't get all freaky with me -Pamela

When I am Santa, milk and cookies will be replaced with Scotch and Painkillers!

it's like i was descending into hell...but in a good way -Pamela

the baby, the immigrant, and the guy on mushrooms -TV Funhouse

Always remember, it's hard to meditate on amphetamines -Some guy

do you want your balls, like, gone?! -Charlotte

blows comma cock -AJ

let's just say they had "naked fun"

there's doctor as in "hmm, whats your pulse?" and thers doctor doctor as in "hmm, what's under here?"

"is that what rich people eat?" -Chandra

I feel like i was in there -Susan

"They look at you...plotting" -Susan ?

MOTHER FUCK YA! -Aunni

CherrryBommbb: OH SHT I SEE HIS HAIR
CherrryBommbb: AND IM ALREADY TURNED ON

CherrryBommbb: THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
PamSmith3: http://www.geocities.com/polishstyle420/untitled6.jpg

PamSmith3: i had that vanity fair pic on my note book, so now all the girls in my bio class wanna go on a brad pitt feel trip
PamSmith3: field
PamSmith3: did i say feel? O:-)

oh my sex god -Aunni

im drinking whiskey, does that make me a fat bald scottish man with a beard? -Aunni

i felt a surge of manager power

FAT CAT! -Aunni

"i can see my house on this map" -Rico

score for the liqour whore! -Aunni

thay donte lern os to welll at sliverador -Aunni

"Together we are the antichrist" (Hi A. Mo)

IM SITTING HERE GOING...FASTER FASTER! LOWER LOWER! and im fully clothed and by..my...self... -Aunni

"now that im 17, i feel so much older" -Olivia

now that you stopped smoking weed, you've had more time for the important things in life...ditching school, doin' shrooms"

olivia and susan are in an elevator going to work. As they are going up, it stops and a guy gets in, he obviously has some dandruff problems, because there are flakes on his suit. Nobody says anything, but then he gets off the elevator as the continue up, susan says "somebody should give that guy some head and shoulders" and olivia says "how do you give shoulders?"

throw a guy in the mix and you turn into a dominatrix

I feel like I should be lying on the floor, but I don't think I am. The bed's sinking. Maybe it thinks I should be lying on the floor, too.

�To deal with your two worlds of intellectual honor and social isolation, you will develop logical mastery over your emotions. Too much of this self-control will make you seem remote�

"how do you feel?"...."shiny"

"I do not take drugs... I am drugs." -Salvador Dali

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

"Im sexy... Im a scholar... People like me" -Thurgood (Half Baked)

2.A state of emotion so intense that one is carried beyond rational thought and self-control -The Dictionary

when u have a hobby who cares how much u do it, u don't hear somone callin someone else a model airplane head, do u?

i feel like a million tonight...but 1 @ a time

I can't remember to forget you

I can resist everything except temptation

That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things

especially Bart...but especially Lisa -Sideshow Bob

Don't ass out!

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on...DRINK!

17, 18, 19...what's the difference - 7-11 guy

Rules to remember when you're tripping:

Cars can hurt you.
You cannot fly.
Its never a good time to die.
taking your clothes off will draw attention.
Keep mouth shut at all times in public.
Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there
don't forget how to burp
only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe
nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".
no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

�When will I learn. The answers to life�s problems aren�t at the bottom of a bottle...they�re on TV!� -Homer Simpson
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system
More people have died from alcohol and tobacco in the last five minutes than have died from LSD and MDMA in the history of the world.
oh my god, i had forgotten I existed
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent
help, i stood up and i forgot how to get down!
Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? -The Matrix
roll roll roll a joint, pass it down the line, take a toke, hold the smoke, and blow your fuckin mind
I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it." -Genesis 1:29
"Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?" -Empire Records
If God dropped acid, would he see people?- Steven Wright
Q. Why did the blond snort Nutrasweet?
A. She thought it was diet coke.
welcome to the wonderful world of drugs(overheard while entering the "rave" room at SmokeOut '00)
"Maybe you bite me..."
Are you threatening me? I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
If you tried to phone hell from here, it'd be a local call.
When the authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.
It isn't premarital sex if you never get married.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
What the fuck ya fuckin' fuck -Crystal
sexual harrassement...panda
what is that...a lunchbox? -Lis
How'd the water get all gone -Lis
you were supposed to catch it -Pamela
the light, it's on go -Pamela
"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."

Handy Guide To Modern Science:

If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology
If it stinks, it's chemistry
If it doesn't work, it's physics

We take drugs very seriously at my house.

9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.

hi, im Nicoderm...all you have to do is bite me 'til it tingles

Yeah, they're smart, but not nearly as smart as an octopus -Rico

You are so rethetic

That is a Fabrilation or an elabrication

Isn't that from a movie? -Ray

The boys are the drugs.

Isn't there a smart word for that? -Pamela

"Don't order a drink for the road, cuz the road is already laid out". - cjtalk2me25

Is his bed still on the floor? -Olivia

My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free."

Swallow your pride, so you can swallow the shrooms -Pamela

"When i can't stop fiddlin' i just take my Ritalin. I'm poppin' and sailin' man (toot toot)" -Bart Simpson

"That's the end of your Loney Toons, Drugs Bunny" -Chief Wiggum

Purwa...this pamela girl is wonderful (*note* yes...yes I am)

"Shirts off...let's get it on"

"my parents told me to stop weed, so i started other things" -Susan