men. i don't get them. they are superficial and toy with your feelings. one minutes it's 'i love you i love you', the next it's 'this is bullshit i don't have to deal with this'. whatever dude. it takes 2 to tango. and then, it's like they come out of nowhere and expect you to still be swooning over them. hello? i an trying to get over you and your attempts to win me back so that you can to the friggin' mexican hat dance all over my heart again will probably work and you know it. but please stop and re-think that you will hurt someone. men are just difficult creatures that i love to hate and criticize. and yet i tried to give them up for Lent. didn't work. i knew it wouldn't. it worked for like 3 days and then it was all "oh dear look at that fine male homosapien walking over there".
ugh i'm so weak.
RAWR to men!!
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