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| Ben Demczuk: Vocals, Guitar Ben is currently studying science at Adelaide University, and does some part time work down at the tracks as a Human Greyhound Lure. He plays the guitar, sings, and adds the odd gut-wrenching, ass-tearing scream here and there. His favourite past-time is volunteering wherever he can as a clown, an occupation he hopes will eventually get him the connections needed to start up a child pornograhy ring. |
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| Casey Meintjes: Bass | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Casey stacks boxes for a living right now, but we won't judge him on the mundane-ness of his job, as he probably has more money than the other members of the band, and although he doesn't know it yet, his supply of money will be the main source of capital for the band when it comes time to do batches of Cd's and T-Shirts. Casey is a guitarist, but for this band is playing Bass. In his spare time, Casey wears big dark glasses and hangs around the primary school across the street. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Instrument of Choice: Guitar, but being forced to Bass Favourite Food: Any food I can get, probably chicken Favourite Drink: Jonnie Walker Red Label - cheap but good Favourite Band(s): Seraphs Coal, Metallica, Silverchair, Green Day, Virgin Black, Malina'stool Current Favourite Song: Dunno All Time Favourite Song: Green Day - Time Of Your Life Favourite Concert: BDO 2004 or Seraphs Coal's final show Whats in the CD Player: Day of Contempt - See Through The Lies, Staind - Break the Cycle |
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| Instrument of Choice: Guitar Favourite Food: Cheese Favourite Drink: Carlton Cold Favourite Band(s): AFI, Metallica, Embodiment 12:14, Seraphs Coal (RIP), The Offspring, Green Day, Frenzal Rhomb, Virgin Black Current Favourite Song: One Dollar Short - Engines Failed All Time Favourite Song: Metallica - Nothing Else Matters Favourite Concert: Draw between Metallica at BDO 2004, and Seraph's Coal's final show (the first night, with Embodiment 12:14) Whats in the CD Player: Virgin Black - Elegant...and Dying, Superheist - 8 Miles High, One Dollar Short - Receiving Transmission |
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| Michael Ackers: Vocals, Guitar | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mike has just started a job in gyprocking, so he can build the band a practise room out the back of Casey's house (once he buys it). Michael Plays guitar, does some singing, and is an avid collector of small bits of string and elderly ladies' underwear. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Instrument of Choice: Guitar Favourite Food: Small dogs and other animals too lumbering to avoid the clumsy grasp of my large hands Favourite Drink: Jameson's Irish whiskey Favourite Band(s): Seraph's Coal, AFI, The Offspring, NOFX, Pennywise Current Favourite Song: NOFX - Jaw, knee, music All Time Favourite Song: Seraph's Coal - Thirteen Favourite Concert: The Offspring, Splinter tour Whats in the CD Player: Seraph's Coal - The More Things Change, AFI - sing the sorrow |
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| Frank | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank is sort of our groupie. He follows the band around, hoping to score with all the hot punk rock boys at any of our gigs. He aspires to one day to be as hot as Fabio, and claims that once he is, "No man will be able to resist the power of [his] sexual drive." He is currently directing a movie called 'Return to Neverland: Assault from the rear,' and claims it will be the best Gay Porn film ever filmed, in which Michael Jackson teaches Peter Pan the ropes of homosexual intercourse. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||