There is no educational value to anything that is in this section except for the fact that they might make you think and that they could be very valid statements. Hopefully I'll be able to fill this page up over the years with amusing information. I hope you think they're worth pondering as much as I did.
Holler?
Ok, I can't understand people typing "holla" as the slang form of holler. I think "holla" is only something that can be spoken. Honesly, to me anyone who types "holla" I immediately react to with something like "Hola! Como estas! Conoces Miguel? Nosotros son buenos amigos." So stop typing "holla." Now.
Pibb's Engineering Equation
"The square root of 'x' equals - the building" ~ Pibbs
Estudi-ing Espanol
Auto response from KCKnuckle: estudi-ing for my espanish midtexamen
Polar12: it's estudiendo para mi media examen de Espanol - i think. Anyways, its better than what you put.
A Duck, a Mongoose, and a Cobra.
If you get a duck, a mongoose, and a cobra and place them in a basket together
and close the lid, wait about 6 months and then maybe Kevin will finally finish the joke for once. (By the way, he did end up finishing the joke - like 6 months later.)
The Good, The Bad, and The Frozen.
If you get yourself stuck in the freezer of the dining hall, your body temperature will likely make the milk go bad, until the freezer makes the milk good again by taking over your body temperature. In which case you will be frozen until the senile old man finally realizes that you're stuck in the freakin' freezer.
On an unrelated note: Vinny went to The Good, The Bad, and The Phoxy SYR and totally ditched his Keough Roos. Tsk tsk. Maybe he's just self conscious about how he looks in a toga. As for me - lookin' pretty nice! Fox in a toga - classic.
Boys Who Play Pokemon.
If a boy spends hours nurturing and training his Pokemon, does that mean he'll grow up to be a good father? I guess it depends on how he treats his Pokemon huh?
Technology Freaks
How much radiation to you think we will have exposed ourselves to? I guess we'll find out by seeing who will have the thickest pair of glasses when we're older huh? Then again, there's always lasik.
Sing, Sing A Song
Does anyone else have sisters that can just spontaneously sing a song or dance to indian music while driving? Maybe it's just me. Too bad they have a million song lyrics embeaded in their brains - one having to be that ever-so-annoying Lamb Chop's Play-along theme. Stop. Please.