IM Funnies
IM Funnies
Weird instant messages that are very entertaining - And yes, all entries have to end with 'lol.' It's the rules of online funniness! 28 'lol's, 1 'rofl' and counting.
Mango?
periwinkle: do you read harry potter?
Polar12: um... i watch the movies?
Polar12: lol
Polar12: i've never had time to read them
periwinkle: what do you think of the movies
Polar12: entertaining
periwinkle: really?
Polar12: well with movies you always have to tweek things
Polar12: that's why i never try to compare them to the books
periwinkle: well, the movies i thought are okay
periwinkle: the books are really something though
periwinkle: i like the movies, don't get me wrong...but you just have to read the books, or else you'll miss out on stuff.
periwinkle: i reread all five last week lol
Polar12: lol?
Polar12: wow
periwinkle: and am really anticipating the sixth book coming out in july
Polar12: I read some manga
periwinkle: manga??
Polar12: manga are Japanese comic books
periwinkle: ahhh
periwinkle: sounds like a fruit hehee
Polar12: no, that's mango
periwinkle: i know
periwinkle: lol
Suburbia
KCKnuckle: so good ol Henderson is holding up?
Polar12: of course
Polar12: seeing the luxor light outside is a nice reminder that we're cool
KCKnuckle: you can see it from your house?
KCKnuckle: that's awesome
KCKnuckle: I would be so comforted by that
KCKnuckle: it's like a giant nightlight
Polar12: awesome
KCKnuckle:that says "you can sleep now, we'll take care of the money and sex"
Polar12: LOL
Talking To Freshmen
Polar12: back
periwinkle: darn
Polar12: oh
Polar12: dis
Polar12: you know I don't need to talk to freshmen...
periwinkle: need? of course not...want? yes
periwinkle: you want to, and you know it
periwinkle: lol
Polar12: ok, you win that one.
Ty Fish
Auto response from periwinkle:
And so my fish, who's name is Ty, lasted longer than the real one....what in the world shall I do...
Overload
HoangLong: I'm gonna go take a nap now man....too many cute girls....I can't take this anymore.
Classmates
Auto response from KCKnuckles: Classmates
The Shady Guy: Sits in back always, has hood on (why?), never sleeps, but always watches
The Annoying Girl: Knows everything. Raises hand to answer questions that nobody asked.
The Breakdown Student: Clearly a great student in high school totally screwing up college "79% on the quiz?! but I STUDIED!"
The Athlete: Wears gear, aces everything as long as crib sheet is up to date, listens to music....because he or she CAN
The Fighter: Is in constant battle with sleep, often fails, becomes a The Sleeper after 15 min
The Skeptic: Doubts everything the teacher says, questions everything, suspicious of classmates and God
The Silent Genius: Aces everything, knows everything, nobody gets hurt, nobody ever knows
The Misplaced Student: Clearly does NOT belong in the class, but keeps showing up in case it changes to the correct one
Picture Commentary
Polar12: Jessica Simpson... so hot
Polar12: im lip synching "With You"
LovelyLanie: you are a flamer
LovelyLanie: :-P
Polar12: so hot
Polar12: i have halloween pics up on my site
LovelyLanie: coo coo
Polar12: what did you do for halloween?
LovelyLanie: nothing yet
LovelyLanie: im about to go to the strip tho
Polar12: in costume?
LovelyLanie: yea
Polar12: awesome!
Polar12: what are you going as?
LovelyLanie: a school girl
LovelyLanie: LoL
Polar12: lol
Polar12: hotness
LovelyLanie: true
LovelyLanie: lol
LovelyLanie: ill try to take a pic
Polar12: definitely
Polar12: so i can put it up in my room and all the guys can be like "whoa, who's that hottie?"
LovelyLanie: ahahaha
LovelyLanie: be like thats my sister
Polar12: lol
Polar12: "That's my sister you perv!"
LovelyLanie: nice....
LovelyLanie: ahaha
LovelyLanie: i looked better last nite tho...
LovelyLanie: i was a chinese girl yesterday
Polar12: I went as an evil sorceror
LovelyLanie: i needa see the pix
Polar12: the link is on my profile
LovelyLanie: whoa man.... i didnt even recognize you
Polar12: my friends said i looked like Johnny Depp last night
LovelyLanie: love the hair!
LovelyLanie:haha.... you kinda do
Polar12: i had to paint a goatee...
LovelyLanie: that's funny
Polar12: yeah... apparently i couldnt do that on my own
Polar12: yet
LovelyLanie: awww... poor paul
LovelyLanie: one day you shall hit puberty
LovelyLanie: :-D
Polar12: hey!
Polar12: you know i looked sexy
Halloween at Home
Polar12: did you get any trick-or-treaters tonight?
Polar12: it is a Sunday
Kiku: not that many
Kiku: mainly hispanics from other neighborhoods
Kiku: lol, they even had their abuelas trick or treating
Polar12: which means you have gallons of candy in the house right?
Kiku: lol
Kiku: yea
Polar12: which Bob will finish in the next month?
Kiku: next month? lol you mean tomorrow
Polar12: lol, yeah - whatever comes first
Civic Duty
JayDee: My civic duty is done...my ballot has been cast...I leave my fate in the hands of God
Polar12: lol.
Polar12: cool
Polar12: good job Josh
JayDee: i didn't answer all the questions though...
Polar12: that's ok
JayDee: i feel like i just got out of an exam : )
Polar12: lol
JayDee: i hope i got all the right answers : )
Polar12: lol
Hot and Sexy Shower
lytemyfyre: dude so like we need a reckers run like tomorrow or something
Polar12: i hope so
lytemyfyre: yeah me too
lytemyfyre: okay now for a hot and sexy shower routine
lytemyfyre: :-)
lytemyfyre: then bed
lytemyfyre: dude for real
Polar12: awoowowwwwa....
lytemyfyre: you are gaining major hot points
lytemyfyre: keep it up
lytemyfyre: :-)
Polar12: no you are
lytemyfyre: hahaha
lytemyfyre: we're even
Pibb's Girlfriend
Polar12: how's break pat?
Polar Bear:Rargh!
Polar Bear:hi
Polar Bear:it's goin' pretty well
Polar Bear: I saw Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow last night.
Polar12: nice
Polar12: how's your girlfriend doing then
Polar Bear: ???
Polar12: you know, Angelina
Polar Bear: hah
Polar Bear: a
Polar Bear: She's very
Polar Bear: very
Polar Bear: sexy
Children's Songs
Polar12: baby baluga in the deep blue sea
KCKnuckle:raffi was a weird dude
KCKnuckle:brilliant, talented yes
KCKnuckle:but weird
Polar12: who?
KCKnuckle: Raffi
KCKnuckle: you know, the guy who wrote that song
Polar12: oh.
Polar12: I feel stupid.
KCKnuckle: hahaha
KCKnuckle: I just out-beluga-ed you!
KCKnuckle: hahaha
KCKnuckle: and I also used 3 hyphens
Sunday Mornings
Polar12: did you want to go to brunch?
Polar12: i need to take a shower first
KCKnuckle:ditto
KCKnuckle:ditto
Polar12: ok
KCKnuckle: let's shower and eat
KCKnuckle: BAM
KCKnuckle: ok....GO
KCKnuckle: we can sing too
Watching Women's Team Gymnastics
Rinkou: how was your day
Polar12: pretty good
Polar12: I'm watching women's gymnastics...
Rinkou: and how's that going?
Rinkou: who's winning? or are they all perfect 10s in you book?
Polar12: good
Polar12: I'm sad...
Polar12: the Chinese knocked themselves out of the top three
Polar12: so they dont show them anymore...
Rinkou: oh no, it's the end of the world!
Rinkou: ^_~
Rinkou: i guess something (or someone) has distracted you, muahahaha!
Polar12: lol
Olympic Games Commentary
JudziaDax: ooooooooooh swim swim swim .....
JudziaDax: i hope we win.....
Polar12: me watching too
Polar12: they stopped showing the Chinese girls... they flew out of the top three.
JudziaDax: yeah...
JudziaDax: noooooooo! we're not gonna make it!
Polar12: we can still take it...
Polar12: maybe
JudziaDax: iiiih!!!!!!!!
JudziaDax: it's so close!
Polar12: lol
Polar12: there you go manda
JudziaDax: YAY!
Polar12: do you think they're hot?
JudziaDax: :P not 'specially...
JudziaDax: phelps is wearing his suit WAY too low.
Polar12: thats not hot?
JudziaDax: no, not when you're fundimentally ugly. :P if it was a hot guy... then maybe
JudziaDax: poor gymnist girls.. no boobs anymore.
Polar12: hey
Polar12: they're still cute in my book
JudziaDax: P but they have no boobs and no period and are barely women anymore. :P
Polar12: well who expects big chested women flipping around anways?
Polar12: wait...
JudziaDax: :P lol i'll leave that image to you.
Now Who's Happy?
Oberst: I'm so hungry for the Eva Platinum edition.
Oberst: Seriously...
Oberst: IT looks so good.
Polar12: hey!
Polar12: i thought you said it was stupid
Oberst: ....
Oberst: So?
Oberst: Doesn't mean that I can't desire it.
Polar12: Don't you know it's just a ploy to profit from fans
Oberst: Yes.
Oberst: I want the box though.
Oberst: And aslo, DIGITALLY REMASTERED.
Polar12: lol
Polar12: well i have it - hahah
Oberst: Bo.
Oberst: Er..BOO
Miss Teen USA 2004 - Swimsuit
Polar12: shh... swimsuit...
DigiRat: hehe... the girls showing off their various "talents"
Polar12: nice talents too
Polar12: I'm judging them on their bounce... of their step.
Polar12: yeah...
DigiRat: hehe... ah yes, the oh so respectable swimsuit competition
Polar12: New York's got it...
DigiRat: wow, you just dont go for those southern girls
Polar12: Nevada is gorgeous...
Kevin's 20th Anniversary Special DVD (Part II)
KCKnuckle: hey!
Polar12: Hey! finally
KCKnuckle: hahaha
Polar12: I'd like to order the limited edition DVD of Kevin's 20th Anniversary Special
KCKnuckle: Director's Cut?
KCKnuckle: Widescreen?
Kevin's 20th Anniversary Special DVD (Part I)
lytemyfyre: its kevins bday remember
Polar12: yeah, i know - i'm ordering Kevin's 20th Anniversary special on DVD.
Polar12: its $25.99, but I get a discount.
lytemyfyre: what
lytemyfyre: im lost
Polar12: yeah, don't worry about it
Pizza Chef
Shadari: quick quick pizza or eggo
Polar12: pizza
Shadari: brb going to pop in a pizza
Shadari: <-- very hungry chica
Polar12: I gtg eat too.
Shadari: ga this pizza is nasty
Polar12: did you ever consider it might not be the pizza...
Shadari: ?
Polar12: maybe it was the cook...
Shadari: IT WAS MICROWAVE!!!
Shadari: ...you are asking for an ass kickin
Polar12: and who sets the microwave...
Shadari: ...
Shadari: GO EAT!
More Eva Hapiness
Oberst: What's up?
Polar12: ordering the platinum edition...
Oberst: OH MY GOD! ><
Oberst: Why?!
Oberst: Don't you have the original edition?
Polar12: no
Oberst: ...GO FOR IT!
Polar12: lol
More Eva Sadness
Oberst: What's up?
Polar12: listening to the Eva OST.
Polar12: and moaping that i couldn't get a hold of the platinum box edition...
Oberst: ...
Oberst: God, what is wrong with you...
Oberst: It's just a cheap tactic.
Oberst: To get fans to contribute to profits.
Oberst: I'll keep my original DVDs...
Oberst: And just buy a metal box.
Polar12: lol
Polar12: that's great
Polar12: I still want to find one...
Rink's Smallville Adventure
Rinkou: yo, guess who's back, baby!
Polar12: hey!
Rinkou: ooooh guess what Paul?
Polar12: hm?
Polar12: did you meet a girl!!!???
Rinkou: no
Rinkou: something better (maybe)
Rinkou: ok, so you know how they film Smallville in Canada?
Rinkou: .......
Rinkou: ^_^
Polar12: yeah...
Rinkou: we saw Smallville...well, the main street anyways
Polar12: Sweet!
Rink: so i also got to meet Kristen Kreuk.....
Rinkou: and she gave me a big smooch!
Rinkou: LOL
Rinkou: j/k....they weren't filming
Rinkou: ^_^"
Polar12: gah...
Polar12: you would have liked that smooch too...
Rinkou: yup
Polar12: ::whacks Matt with a wrapping paper tube::
Rinkou: ouch!
Polar12: thats what you get for teasing me.
Polar12: lol
Rinkou: lol
Rinkou: apparently some hot girl sat next to me on the transfer flight from Salt Lake City to Vegas, but I didn't even notice until we were getting off the plane
Rinkou: lol
Polar12: ... why wouldn't you notice!
Polar12: well, im glad you noticed eventually
Rinkou: ^_^"
Rinkou: well i saw someone sit next to me, but i thought it was some old lady so i didn't pay anymore attention....and i didn't want to turn and stare cuz that'd be rude
Rinkou: plus that short plane ride i slept most of the way and the rest of the way was a bumpy ride
Polar12: sure.
Polar12: lol
Rinkou: ack, it's true!
Eva Follow Up (To be read after 'Eva Commentary')
DigiRat: yo
Polar12: hey
DigiRat: what's up?
Polar12: Eva
Polar12: ::hits Molly with a wrapping paper tube::
Polar12: Thanks for getting me hooked on Eva
DigiRat: hehe... yeah, it'll now be a lifelong unhealthy obsession
DigiRat: now you'll be up there with the japanese in knowing more about christianity than most americans
Polar12: lol
Polar12: ::thwack!::
DigiRat: ::gah, you can't break through my AT field!::
Polar12: the wrapping paper tube unravelled in the middle and made an instant numchuck. I couldn't resist.
Polar12: hey, check out my website and click on AIM Icons
DigiRat: hehe... eva obsessed forever
Polar12: and its all your fault
DigiRat: yeah yeah sure, you had to start watching shonen anime sometime
Polar12: and I like
DigiRat: hehe... just read your IM messages on your site, now i must hurt manda for telling you to hit me
DigiRat: hehe... yes i can hit her even when she's sick bwa ahahaha
Polar12: lol
Eva Commentary
JudziaDax: lol cute asuka icon
Polar12: oh i know ^_^
Polar12: the wallpaper is cuter
Polar12: cause she's barely wearing anything...
JudziaDax: LOL
JudziaDax: :P such a guy
Polar12: thanks!
Polar12: jeez! the Eva theme is so lodged into my head today!
JudziaDax: lol
JudziaDax: it gets to ya. :P
Polar12: yeah, i'm done blogging for yesterday, so i'm going to play some Command and Conquer to get this song out of my head
Polar12: and remind me to either praise molly or hit her with a wrapping paper tube. Whichever I feel like best suits thanking her for getting my hooked on Eva.
JudziaDax: lol hit her
West Coast Pride? Weather Bug.
Polar12: heheh... west coast pride.
katannber: haha i know!
katannber: haha
Polar12: although technically Kevin is the TRUE west...
Polar12: Mr. perfect weather...
katannber: yeah, i know, but I still like to say i'm in the west
Polar12: well they had fires last week so bleh.
katannber: oh yeah
katannber: that sucks
Polar12: I'll enjoy my heat without the fire thank you...
katannber: its been raining a lot here
katannber: haha
Polar12: yeah, its like 106 here
Polar12: haha
katannber: dang
katannber: its only 57 right now
katannber: its cold!
katannber: I climed Quandry Peak outside of Brekenridge on tuesday, and its 14,285 ft. At the top, there was still a foot of snow - I was freezing.
Polar12: aw
Polar12: at least you dont have to experience the extreme cold at ND and then extreme heat in LV
katannber: true
katannber: you really need to reverse the seasons that you spend in each place. vegas would be nice in the winter and ND is okay in the summer.
Polar12: lol
Wishing To Be Drawn
Polar12: too bad we're not anime characters...
Polar12: i could erase my waistline and start again.
JudziaDax: LOL
Polar12: add a muscular build
Rink's Ambition for Japan!
Rinkou: maybe i'l find a hot, sexy Japanese girl.....
Rinkou: and then she could Naru-punch me.....all...day....loooong...
Rinkou: ^_^
Rinkou: eww, that sounded kinda dirty
Polar12: lol!
Polar12: Whelp, I know where your mind is.
Rinkou: lol
Rinkou: hey, just wait a minute!
SWG vs. Productivity
Polar12: im hooked onto SWG again
Polar12: im sad i have no one to play with!
Rinkou: lol
Rinkou: awwww......
Polar12: aw is right
Polar12: everyone wants to play FFXI
Polar12: grr
Rinkou: i don't want to play either, actually
Rinkou: ^_^
Rinkou: i'd spend too much time playing when i could be doing something productive....like watching anime!
Rinkou: ^_^" ahahahaha
Polar12: ...
Stupid Chair.
Shadari: -_-
Shadari: I HATE THIS CHAIR!
Polar12: what chair?
Shadari: i fell out of it...
Shadari: STUPID CHAIR!
Polar12: oh
Polar12: have you ever concidered it might not be the chair...
Shadari: my broken chair
Shadari: do you want to walk to the concert?
Polar12: lol
Shadari: cause that can be arranged...
Polar12: nm! i take that back!
Polar12: stupid chair!
Polar12: baka! baka!
Polar12: ^_^'
Shadari: DAMN STRAIGHT
The New Saturn Ion
Polar12: I feel like finding a Saturn Ion and beating the crap out of it
Polar12: it's supposed to be dent resistant
Rinkou: lol
Rinkou: you could go to a Saturn dealership....
Polar12: true
Rinkou: but they'd probably escort you off the premises afterwards
Polar12: lol
Polar12: i should go with a baseball bat
Polar12: "hey, im looking to buy a car"
Rinkou: rofl
Polar12: "but i wanted to check something about it first"
Polar12: POW!
Polar12: "what the hell!? you said dent resistant!"
Rinkou: ^_^
Polar12: and then they'd take me in
Polar12: but i would have proven my point.
Rinkou: lol
Study Butt
Stephi: i love studying... it makes me happy so happy, expecially when i've been sitting the same spot for over 5 hours and can't feel my butt anymore
Raining Like Men
sNiCkER: so hows the weather in good 'ol indiana
sNiCkER: i think it's indiana
Polar12: it's cool
Polar12: literally
Polar12: i've been wearing sandals outside
sNiCkER: no rain?
Polar12: nope - thank goodness
sNiCkER: it's raining like men over here
Polar12: aw
sNiCkER: hopefully one will land on my head
sNiCkER: my socks are soggy... hehehe
Polar12: how does men rain?
sNiCkER: real hard... =P
Keough Shirt for Dorm Photo
KCKnuckles: wait, where does it say we have to wear shorts/pants?
KCKnuckles: all I saw was shirt
KCKnuckles: and that's all I'm wearing
Property of Gender Intelligence Proportionality
JudziaDax: i've noticed that overt masculinity/femininity usually is inversely proportional to intelligence...
Polar12: ah
JudzaiDax: did that make sense?
Polar12: uh...
JudziaDax: :P so. the more masculine a guy is, the dumber he is.
JudziaDax: or..... the more feminine a chick is, the dumber she is.
Polar12: i like that one
The Effects of Chemistry
GookieMon: chemistry kids here have a special bond with each other
Polar12: yeah, i kinda am bonding a lot now with my gen chem friends
GookieMon: ;-).. did you get that?
Polar12: oh! lol
Polar12: bonding!
GookieMon: hahahaha
Polar12: like with atoms!
GookieMon: yea!!
Polar12: and they make molecules!
GookieMon: oh geez..
Ethanol
Polar12: what's the formula for ethanol?
GookieMon:C2H5OH?
Polar12: oo - good girl
Polar12: that was so hot, thanks
You Know It's Cold When
stryfe: have you ever walked for so long in the cold that you have no idea wether or not you pissed your pants?
Shopping At Night
GookieMon: i want to shop
Polar12: lol, then go shop
GookieMon: should i go by myself?
Polar12: i wouldn't
Polar12: find a strong guy freind to go with you
GookieMon: haha
Polar12: i would, but im over here
GookieMon: riight
Polar12: lol
Polar12: he could hold the bags for you!
Part of That World
KCKnuckle: up where they walk...
Polar12: up where they run
KCKnuckle: up where they say all day in the sun...
KCKnuckle: *stay
Polar12: wandering free
KCKnuckle: wish I could be
Polar12: part of that...
KCKnuckle: woooooorld
Polar12: !!!
Semester Decisions
Polar12: so what courses are you thinking of taking next semester?
KCKnuckle: probably Rainbow Road, Mario Circuit, and Bowser's Castle
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