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As proof that she really and truly is an owl, she was heard to say, on Wednesday 3rd December 2003, at around 11:00 am, "I don't give a hoot!"

Also, she's always asking for the light to be turned off, she is generally a rather silly and confused person (during the daytime, anyway. And why is this? Because owls are nocturnal!) and to top it all, on Tuesday 9th December, at around 10:30 am, she appeared by her car, having NOT exited the 6th form block through either of the doors. The explanation for this? She flew!

Also, this woman was heard to say, at approximately 1500 hours, on April 23rd, 2004: "If someone said that to me my hackles would be raised, I'm sure".  After looking up "hackles" in the dictionary, I discover it to be the feathers on a birds neck.
WARNING:  If your name is Doreen or Nancy, and you see this woman, run away very quickly because she will laugh at you.
                                                                                                                                                              
"Alex"
"Musicloveruk"
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