I do like spam with eggs and ham, I do, I do
I like my spam though it's not true
I like the claims, dear Sam, dear Sam
That said with pills I can, I can
Extend, enlarge, reduce and tone
All body parts which man can own
I like the debt reduction plans
And pyramid schemes which promise clams
The monetary kind, of course
And ever wanted Chinese horse?
All things like these the Spam assures
Can be ordered now and soon be yours
So no need to go out of doors
I do like spam, Sam, with eggs and ham" - Philip
Your hair is wonderfully golden
I'm sorry I'm not a blonde or brunette
I'm just plain ginger Maria"
(and then something about me, I think, but nobody can remember the next bit and the evidence in somewhere in Ria's bedroom, according to the poet) - Lisa
Laura, you can be quite a scare
You took GCSE PE
You must be crazy" - Ria
And hate anyone who puts him down
You dip your chips in chocolate
What's the deal with that?" - Ria
And you're a sex-obsessive, too
You lent me Let Them Eat Cake
It had Julian Rhind-Tutt naked" - Ria
And a cat goes meow
But what does a fly do? Just fly!
A dog goes woof
And an owl goes twit-twoo
But what does a fish do? Just swim!"
- Ria
At least, that's what me and Catherine planned
Your hair differs from blonde to brown
I think you should dye it red" - Ria