June 16th - The longest ever sausage in Britain was 28 miles long. (Lisa)
Aprl 14th - A standing polar bear is taller than the biggest of elephants. (Nuts)
March 29th - "Polar bears only attack when they mistake humans for seals. Raise your arms, jump up and down and shout. Bears will not recognise this as seal-like behaviour." (some dude in the Daily Express)
March 15th - Sneezing has the same effect on the body as 1/8 of an orgasm. (Lindsay)
February 15th - Mal Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots. (forwardgarden.com)
January 11th - In certain countries it is legal to shoot polar bears, but it is illegal to wake up a sleeping polar bear in order to take a photograph. (Jamie)
January 5th, 2004 - Although many people believe (although I never heard this) that a pregnant goldfish is called a TWIT, it is actually called a TWERP. (forwardgarden.com)
December 28th - When you sneeze, every single part of your body momentarily ceases to fuction. And it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, because if you ever did your eyes would pop out. (Mum)
December 24th, 2003 - Rudolph and all of Santa's reindeer are either female or eunuchs, because male reindeer have shed their antlers by December yet all of Santa's reindeer are always depicted with antlers. Either way, the writers of Robbie the Reindeer are incorrect because they clearly refer to Rudolph as a male, and Robbie is his son, which is impossible if Rudolph had antlers at Christmas time. (Stephen Fry, QI)