A story by Scott Davidson
Warnings: Shounen-ai (male-male situations), swearing, violence, rape, clinical insanity.
Disclaimers: No one here, nor the location, is mine. I did, however, snatch a bit of fur from Kakarotto's tail if anyone wants some...
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"Interesting language you humans have, full of subtleties. It was a little hard picking all the meanings out of that baka�s memories." Kakarotto purred in a way that sent a chill down Bulma�s spine.
"G-Goku? You�re scaring me..." Bulma latched onto Vegeta, using him as a meat-shield.
"I told you, onna," Kakarotto rumbled in annoyance, "My name is Kakarotto. Goku is currently unreachable. I locked him away, meet his predecessor..." Kakarotto cracked his knuckles, his seductive rumbling purr making it hard for Bulma to think.
"Kakarotto!" Vegeta barked out. The purr suddenly silenced.
"My prince?" Kakarotto blinked in confusion.
"This is my mate, let her be." Vegeta growled and held Bulma close. Kakarotto bowed slightly.
"Yes my prince, as you wish." A movement behind Kakarotto caught Bulma�s eye, she gasped.
"What is it onna?" Kakarotto and Vegeta chorused. Bulma looked back and forth between them in startlement.
"Gok- Er... �Kakarotto� has a tail!" Bulma pointed behind the Saiyan mentioned, her hand shaking. Kakarotto growled in confusion.
"Of course I have a tail woman! I�m a Saiyajin!" The object in question was lashing violently behind Kakarotto.
"Our tails were cut off baka. I thought you said you picked through the other baka�s memories?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
"Our? My prince?" Kakarotto walked around his prince, leaning over and poking Vegeta in the back "Your tail�s gone? Who removed it?! I�ll slaughter them!"
"I don�t know baka!" Vegeta whapped Kakarotto on the head "If I knew who did it they�d already be dead! And stop poking me!" Vegeta grabbed Kakarotto�s tail and flung him across the room.
"YEOWCH!" Kakarotto curled up on the floor, cradling his tail gently in his hands.
Bulma opened the door she had backed up against and tore out of the room, trying to find a phone. She had to call someone, maybe Gohan, he might know how to handle this.
"You�re confident in that body for someone who hasn�t used it in decades." Vegeta observed, with his usual look of mild irritation.
"Yeah, well that�s �cause I�m letting the body do the work, it knows what it�s doing." Kakarotto smirked at his prince "I�m mostly just along for the ride, as usual. I plan to fix that."
"Heh, I wouldn�t mind if I saw the last of that baka, Goku." Vegeta sneered.
"You will, my prince. You will." Kakarotto grinned evilly, then his eyes rolled up in his head and he fell over, unconscious.
"...Kakarotto?" Vegeta blinked in surprise.
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