Hakkyou

"I can�t deny it any longer! I love you my prince!" Kakarotto wrapped his arms around Vegeta, kissing him good and soundly. The prince pulled back.

"But I love Gohan!" Vegeta protested, grabbing the demi-Saiyajin and hugging him.

"Vegeta! No! I only have eyes for my father!" Gohan tried to shake off the clingy Saiyajin prince.

Goku and Kakarotto split into their separate selves.

"You love me son? Ew... That�s so wrong! Besides, I know all Kakarotto�s little hot-spots!" Goku started playing with Kakarotto�s tail, causing the other Saiyajin to moan and grind his hips against Vegeta, who clutched Gohan and snarled.

"Vegeta! Let me go!" the demi-Saiyajin protested. Suddenly Kakarotto grinned.

"Hey! Let�s let him in on the fun my prince!" Kakarotto suggested with a leer. Goku looked ill and Vegeta looked angry, but Gohan just grinned and pounced.

And there was much mad monkey butt sex that the Author does not care to go into detail about currently. And there was much rejoicing from the shounen-ai fans. And the het fans threw rotten tomatoes at Scott, who caught them and threw them back.

And Piccolo and Dende decided to find out what this �sex� thing was all about, but the Author got there just in time and shot them both before they had all their clothes off.

And Bardock and Radditz and Turles got wished back and joined in on the mad monkey butt sex, and so did Mirai Trunks once he found out what was happening.

And Chi-chi and Bulma stared in horror, were about to rant, then thought better of it and went into one of Bulma�s capsule houses, which rocked all night (AN: Ew! Shoujo-ai! Squick! Squick!).

And Nappa, Cell, and Freiza burned in Hell for all eternity. Because I don�t like them.

The end.