Hakkyou
By Scott Douglas Davidson
Warnings: Shounen-ai (male-male situations), swearing, violence, rape, clinical insanity.
Disclaimers: No one here, nor the location, is mine. The deer Kakarotto killed and ate was mine, but it's dead now, so I don't think it matters any more.
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"Kakarotto!" Vegeta bellowed as he landed "The onna wants to know if the baka�s brat is still breathing."
"For now." Kakarotto commented absently, taking another bite out of the deer he�d caught them for lunch "Hungry, ouji-sama?"
"Of course, I�m hungry baka, the woman didn�t feed me." Vegeta plopped down next to the other two (three) and dug into the meat in front of him.
Kakarotto and Gohan had sparred for a while, then Kakarotto had announced that he was satisfied and called a lunch break. He�d ordered Gohan to stay there and he flew off to the forest and caught a deer, then brought it back and roasted it with his ki and invited Gohan to join him.
So now the three (four) sat around eating like they hadn�t had even a crumb for a week, Kakarotto occasionally having to bat Goku away from taking control of the body again.
"So how�s the brat?" Vegeta asked after they had finished.
"Eh, decent. He could be better if he trained more." Kakarotto informed him.
"Isn�t that what you intended to do?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah. I think the baka seriously over-estimates his son."
"Could you stop talking about me like I�m not here?" Gohan asked tentatively.
"No." Kakarotto and Vegeta chorused.
Gohan looked hurt, but didn�t say anything.
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"Moooooom..." Whined the small demi-Saiyajin "I wanted to stay here and play with Trunks!"
"No you don�t Goten! There�s no one to supervise you here and I won�t have you wrecking the house with your friend while I�m gone! You two are coming with me and that�s final!" Chi-chi snapped as she dialed up Bulma�s number to ask for a ride.
"Aw..." Goten pouted and went outside to relay the information to Trunks.
"Moooooom..." Whined the small demi-Saiyajin "I wanted to stay here and play with Trunks!"
"No you don�t Goten! There�s no one to supervise you here and I won�t have you wrecking the house with your friend while I�m gone! You two are coming with me and that�s final!" Chi-chi snapped as she dialed up Bulma�s number to ask for a ride.
"Aw..." Goten pouted and went outside to relay the information to Trunks.
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Aw, c�mon! Lemme out! Goku whined at Kakarotto, who just growled lightly and tightened his mental barriers. Oh, fine. But I get tomorrow then!
Kakarotto didn�t respond.
"Kakarotto-san?" Gohan cautiously attempted to get the Saiyajin�s attention.
"KAKAROTTO!"
Kakarotto fell over on his side at Vegeta�s bellow. He jumped up immediately.
"I�m sorry ouji-sama! I�m sorry I let my guard down! It won�t happen again!" Kakarotto bowed repeatedly as his prince and student sweatdropped.
Uh... It�s not like he�s gonna kill you for not paying attention Kakarotto... Goku *would* have sweatdropped... If he could.
"You shut up!" Kakarotto snapped "You�re the reason my guard was down in the first place!"
"As amusing as it is to see you and the baka arguing," Vegeta interrupted "the brat has something to tell you."
"Yeah kid?" Kakarotto looked over at Gohan.
"Uh... Ah... Er... Kakarotto-san... Sir... I..." The half-breed stammered "My mother, uh, Chi-chi, she�s on her way with Goten and Trunks."
Kakarotto closed his eyes. Chi-chi. Chi-chi. He couldn�t access a single one of Goku�s memories pertaining to this �Chi-chi� who was apparently the baka�s mate. He opened his eyes and blinked at Gohan questioningly.
"Who?"
Aw, c�mon! Lemme out! Goku whined at Kakarotto, who just growled lightly and tightened his mental barriers. Oh, fine. But I get tomorrow then!
Kakarotto didn�t respond.
"Kakarotto-san?" Gohan cautiously attempted to get the Saiyajin�s attention.
"KAKAROTTO!"
Kakarotto fell over on his side at Vegeta�s bellow. He jumped up immediately.
"I�m sorry ouji-sama! I�m sorry I let my guard down! It won�t happen again!" Kakarotto bowed repeatedly as his prince and student sweatdropped.
Uh... It�s not like he�s gonna kill you for not paying attention Kakarotto... Goku *would* have sweatdropped... If he could.
"You shut up!" Kakarotto snapped "You�re the reason my guard was down in the first place!"
"As amusing as it is to see you and the baka arguing," Vegeta interrupted "the brat has something to tell you."
"Yeah kid?" Kakarotto looked over at Gohan.
"Uh... Ah... Er... Kakarotto-san... Sir... I..." The half-breed stammered "My mother, uh, Chi-chi, she�s on her way with Goten and Trunks."
Kakarotto closed his eyes. Chi-chi. Chi-chi. He couldn�t access a single one of Goku�s memories pertaining to this �Chi-chi� who was apparently the baka�s mate. He opened his eyes and blinked at Gohan questioningly.
"Who?"
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