A fic by Scott Davidson.
Warnings: Shounen-ai (male-male situations), swearing, violence, rape, clinical insanity.
Disclaimer: DBZ is not mine, Goku and Chi-chi aren't mine. I'm currently collecting Dragonballs though, so this error will soon be corrected.
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It was late that night, closer to early the next morning actually, that Son Goku underwent the long and grueling journey from the couch in the living room of his house to the bathroom he shared with his wife.
"Oh... Damned headache..." The Saiyan warrior leaned over the sink and looked at himself in the mirror "Gah, I look awful. Like I�ve just been in a fight or something, except my clothes are still in one piece and I�m not bleeding all over the place." Goku grunted and rubbed his head. "Damn... It�s worse tonight. Where�s the damned aspirin?" Goku rummaged through the medicine cabinet looking for the bottle of small white pills.
"Aha!" He crowed in triumph and straightened, holding the aspirin up as if it were a prized trophy "Now, a glass of water."
Goku made his way out of the bathroom and down the hall to the kitchen, where he wandered over to the cupboard and grabbed himself a glass, filling it with water and then plunking down at the kitchen table.
"Stupid headache, every damned night... Dammit..." Goku flipped the aspirin bottle and squinted at the dosage on the back "Damned medicine... How many should I take? I need more than a human... How much more?" Goku frowned at the bottle for a minute, then decided it didn�t matter with his metabolism, and downed the whole bottle (the 3/4th that was left) and gulped the glass of water.
"There. That oughta make the damned headache go away for a while..."
Goku sat there.
And he sat there.
And he frowned as the pounding in his head continued.
Goku sat there.
"Arg! This isn�t working! Where�r those damned pills Chichi uses when she has her cramps? Those are supposed to be �extra-strength pain relievers�, shouldn�t matter what pain I use �em on..." Goku muttered and went off in search of Chichi�s medicine.
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Goku sat back down at the table with the object of his quest, his glass of water refilled.
Again, he frowned at the dosages on the back of the bottle.
"This is no damned help whatsoever!" He growled, pouring half the bottle into his hand and swallowing it in one gulp. He set the bottle down on the table and picked up his glass, slightly fascinated by the way it seemed to vibrate in his hand as he brought it to his lips to drink it.
"Hn. Well at least the damned headache�s starting to fade..." Goku muttered "...I think I need some fresh air."
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