Fujiiro-Itsuwarimono
A story by Davdison
Warnings: NEVER piss of Vegeta. Seriously, I'm not sure yet. Some dirty humor, but I don't know where I'm going with this story. I'll put a better warning up next chapter.
Disclaimer: DBZ is not mine. The dye I used for special effects in this fic was however. I'm selling the last of it. Anyone want some of the dye that can turn even Vegeta's hair purple? Huh? Huh?
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"What are you doing Goku?"
Goku looked up from his task to see Bulma leaning in the doorway watching him with a slightly curious and mildly amused expression.
"Well... Uh... I..." Goku�s mouth worked in an attempt to answer her.
"And why does it require you to be half-naked in the bathroom with an unconscious Vegeta?" She added, her amusement growing visibly.
"I-I-I-I-" Goku�s mouth went into a loop. Bulma finally walked over and patted him on the head.
"I was just teasing you Goku. You can stop trying to do your impression of a broken record."
"VegetaandIweresparringandIknockedhimoutandtherewasbloodalloverhishairandIthoughtthatIshouldcleanitoff�cause" Goku took a deep breath "helikestobecleanandheprobablywouldn�twantbloodinhishairandsoI�mwashinghishairbeforetheblooddriesandwon�tcomeout."
Bulma blinked.
"Uh... Ok. Need help?" At Goku�s vigorous nod she reached under the sink and pulled out an unlabeled bottle. Goku looked at it and cocked his head.
"What�s that?" He asked, blinking confusedly.
"Extra-strength shampoo. Trunks sometimes gets blood in his hair too when he spars with Goten. I invented this stuff so my son wouldn�t go brunette on me. It can even wash out gum... And other things." Bulma informed Goku.
He decided not to ask how she knew those last couple facts, or what those �other things� were. He thanked her as she poured some of the thick liquid onto Vegeta�s hair, and started scrubbing vigorously.
After getting a good lather going he moved Vegeta�s head so that it was under the shower. He frowned at the darkness of the water coming off of Vegeta�s scalp.
"Does he ever wash his hair?" Goku asked. Bulma matched his frown as she looked at the water.
"Every day!" Bulma told him, "He goes through almost as much shampoo as he does food and beer. I don�t know why... OH MY GOD?!"
Goku leapt a foot in the air at her shout, landing on Vegeta and knocking the prince back into consciousness.
Vegeta was, of course, less than thrilled to find himself naked in the tub with a shirtless Goku sitting on his chest. However, as he was still a bit weak from battle, he was unable to make a particularly favorite fantasy of his come true and smash the aforementioned baka�s head into the wall.
He settled for making an annoyed �GAH!� sound and shoving Goku out of the tub.
Bulma would have fallen over laughing if she wasn�t busy staring at Vegeta�s hair in shock.
Staring at Vegeta�s... Lavender hair.
Hair that perfectly matched his son Trunks� hair.
"Vegeta?!" Bulma finally gasped out. Vegeta glanced over at her with an annoyed look on his face. He frowned at the twin expressions of shock on Kakarotto and his woman�s faces. What was wrong with them?
"Y-y-y-your hair?!" Goku stuttered. Vegeta blinked, managed to stand up, and made his way over to the sink, which he leaned on as he looked in the mirror. He froze apon seeing his own reflection, and blinked uncomprehendingly at it for a minute.
"Oh @#%$^&*!!!"
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Yeep! Vegeta's hair is really purple? What's going on? So that's where Trunks got his 'do from... But... A Saiyajin with purple hair? What?
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