10. Cheaply drawn animation
9. The kiddies in the show live in the forest with no money, no food, no job, no life, catching Pokemon all day
8. Flooding the market with unreasonably priced cheaply crafted, merchandise
7. The good guys always win and their Pokemon never die or get seriously injured
6. Causes children to put really annoying names to all their moves (ex. Boulder Bazooka, Mega Flare Punch, Triple Diamond Slash, etc.)
5. Poor story plots, always has a happy, perfect, Martha Stewart ending
4. The children in the show never tackle real life issues
3. Collecting Pokemon to be a Pokemon Master teaches children hedonism
2. Has hundreds of ways for your child to be submerged in a Pokemon fantasy 24 hours a day (ex. Card Game, Gameboy, Nintendo 64, etc.)
1. Warps children into thinking life is always fair…promotes being a brat