THE A-TEAM VS. POKEMON
Pikachu fighting tactics!
How evil is Jiggly-puff?
Can Toga-pee be stopped from conquering the world?
They are out to get you. they watch you as you sleep,
THEY ARE PURE EVIL...
And they must be exterminated...
TOP TEN
REASONS WHY I HATE POKEMON::10. Cheaply drawn animation
9. The kiddies in the show live in the forest with no money, no food, no job, no life, catching Pokemon all day
8. Flooding the market with unreasonably priced cheaply crafted, merchandise
7. The good guys always win and their Pokemon never die or get seriously injured
6. Causes children to put really annoying names to all their moves (ex. Boulder Bazooka, Mega Flare Punch, Triple Diamond Slash, etc.)
5. Poor story plots, always has a happy, perfect, Martha Stewart ending
4. The children in the show never tackle real life issues
3. Collecting Pokemon to be a Pokemon Master teaches children hedonism
2. Has hundreds of ways for your child to be submerged in a Pokemon fantasy 24 hours a day (ex. Card Game, Gameboy, Nintendo 64, etc.)
1. Warps children into thinking life is always fair…promotes being a brat
Welcome to the one and only 'Virtual Croak-e-Dex'
This is for all those mindless kids who begged their moms to buy them the Pokemon toys at Burger King, and who insisted on keeping them when kids were choking and dying on them, and now want the new toys which will probably kill more kids in the same violent way,
JUST BECAUSE ITS POKEMON
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