Profiles

Name: Johnny Bravo

Rank: Marine Sergant

Level: 156

Weight: 117 lbs

Nationality: ???

Height: 2'4"

Skills: manageable hair and hand to hand combat.

Coolness: 9/10

Name: Kill. Crazy

Rank: Corporal

Level:127

Weight: 108 lbs

Nationality: Mexican

Height:2'4"

Skills: explosive expert

Coolness:9/10

Name: Angus McHaggis

Rank: Recruit

Level: 100

Weight: before or after lunch?

Nationality: Scottish

Height: 7'8"

Skills: Can eat a whole haggis without barfing / aiming gale force nine farts at the enemy.

Coolness: 4/10

Name: Forest Gump

Rank: Recruit

Level: 100

Weight: 535 lbs

Nationality: Spanish

Height: 5'2"

Skills: Can buy playboy without geting embarrassed

Coolness: 6/10

Name: Crazy Bob

Rank: Recruit

Level: 100

Weight: 52 lbs

Nationality: Swedish

Height: 1'8"

Skills: Knife throwing, hacking people to death. He also grows goatees on a goatee farm.

Coolness: 8/10

Name: Psy-man

Rank: Recruit

Level: 100

Weight: 125 lbs

Nationality: Canadian

Height: 2'5"

Skill: fart Propelled flying

Coolness: 9/10

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