QUEEN MAGGOT
Just exactly who is the Queen Maggot? Honestly, I don't care too much, but lately this person has flooded up my Guestbook. Does that bother me? Not really, as long as it doesn't come to a point where they are signing it every day or something, then I might get a little perturbed. And by posting this, one would think I'm just giving said person more of a reason to sign it every day. But I will risk this all just to further try to realize the oddness that is Queen Maggot. And if the person does start to flood too much, I'll delete this page and pretty much ignore them forever. But as long as it doesn't get out of hand, Queen Maggot will be immortalized within these pages. Now lets analyze this strange person.
The Name
Queen Maggot, at first glance you'd think this person is female...
The E-Mail
[email protected]. Interesting because a.) Queen Maggot would sway one to believe that this person is female, and b.) while this person's writings seem melodramtic, they want us to belive "he" is a happy boy. Just to firther avoid confusion, we will refer to the Queen Maggot as "it".
The URL
http://www.toothandnail.com For anyone that doesn't know, Tooth and Nail is a christian music label. They have some cool metal and punk rock bands, you should check them out if you get the chance. Anyways, The messages don't really strike me as from someone who would listen to christian music, well unless it was The Deadlines...
Favorite Features on This Site
1. Dead bodies flooding the floor with blood
2. The blood stained walls
3. The dead corps flooting on the sea of blood
Hmmmm.... It likes blood. While the first two messages are all spelled accurately, that third one is a mess. Well, Webster's Dictionary defines "corps" as a branch of armed forces. Flooting, on the other hand, isn't a word. I can only imagine that the Queen Maggot meant fluting, flooding, or floating. And finally, this dead branch of armed forces is either fluting, flooding, or floating right directly on a sea of blood. That's right, they aren't in this sea of blood, they're on it. Incredible. Obviously, what our friend meant was corpses, not corps, and floating, not flooting.
Least Favorite on This Site
1. Not enough headless bodies
2. The happy little rabits hopping over the dead bodies
3. The clean white living room no one is able to go in
Another spelling error, this time with #2 on the word "rabbits". No biggy though.
The Comments
I don't really feel like taking the time to type these comments down, if you really feel the need to view them, go and see for yourself.
Now, if you read the messages you'll probably agree that they are rather disturbing, but what I found most disturbing was the fact that all of these features at my site aren't even there!!! So after reading these signings numerous times, I decided to go on a long search for the "hidden" features, and wouldn't you know, they actually are here! Let me show you:
Here's the dead bodies flooding the floor with their own blood, and a mighty big flood that is too. Very impressive.
Apparently three headless bodies is not enough to satisfy the tastes of the Queen Maggot.
Here is what appears to be blood stained walls, but actually it's catsup. I kid you not.
Well, the rabbit doesn't seem too happy. But you know, rabbits usually do seem to be in a cheery mood.
Now I understand. These, ladies and gentleman, are actual Corps members. At least that's what the site said. But they don't appear to be flooting....
And finaly, the white living room. Hmmm... it's not too disturbing, but I wouldn't want to live there.
So, in closing... well, I don't know. I still don't know who this person is, I've only managed to scrape up some material from their signings. Anyways, I'm not really mad that they write this stuff, but I kind of wish they would stop. But I'll tell ya what, if said person emails me or something and he/she really wants to say this stuff, I'll put up a little message board for it. Some people who don't know me too well might think that I wrote it for whatever reason, but... well why would I? Anyways, I just hope this doesn't fuel the fire of the Queen Maggot or something. Bye for now.
