The contestants
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| THE KING OF COOL The contestants |
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| I know what probably floats around in that head of yours all day long: who's the coolest of cool? And you know what? I have no answer. Not yet at least. That's right, I'm on a mission! I've searched the world far and wide for some pretty cool people, and now it's time to introduce them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| What's cooler than the character from the rarest and toughest to find cereal in the whole world? Nothing. Boo Berry has for a long time been held down by the Man and this should be his shining moment. He wants to be the King of Cool and show the world who's the man. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Yoshihiro Tajiri is an ECW wrestler. I know that wrestling is respected by few, but there are several cool things about Tajiri that can be denied by no one: He has cool pants. It's neat how he spits green mist out of his mouth. He's got this goofy smile. And last but not least: he's got a cool name. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is the lead singer of Wheatus. I don't know his name. I could look it up because I just bought the CD a few days ago, but it's all the way in the other room. So for now he will be called The Lead Singer Of Wheatus, all in caps because it's his name after all. Anyways, he gets on the list for his incredibely high pitched voice which is very cool. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Weird Ed from the old school computer game Maniac Mansion is rather cool. When you think about it, anyone with a blue face and the tendency to kill people when they set their hamster in a microwave has got to be one of the coolest people around. Also, he's an alien. So, you know, that's neat. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is Billie Joe from Green Day. If you've ever been to my Green Day section, you know they are my favorite band. I actually thought my love for the band was dying, but the new album came out and it's all good again. Anyways, Billie Joe has cool hair and a voice that has been described as an englishman impersonating an american impersonating an enlishman. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| You know what's cool about Poo? His name. How many people do oyu know that are named Poo? You know none because everyone realizes that they are just not that cool to be named Poo. And even if you do know someone named Poo, they probably arent a ninja. He is that cool. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| He-Man had this sword... and... you know what? I'm not so sure what makes He-Man so cool. I guess he is so cool that he doesn't even need a reason. Now that is hardcore cool. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The freakin Platypus. What? Did you actually think I wouldn't include the Platypus? Smack yourself in the face right now. Thank you... moron. Anyways, everything about the Platypus is self explanatory. He's cool. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So there are the contestants. I'd have it be a voting situation, but I don't think anyone would actually vote. But this whole King of Cool contest will be decided, and it will be in the form of a tournament! Some time or another I'll get this all set up. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here's the winner... it's really lame | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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