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Dear Howie,
I'm in love with a 21 year old man. The only problem is that I am 16 and my parents do not approve of the relationship. I really like this guy but I don't want to disobey my parents, what do I do?
Confused and In Love In Kansas
Dear Confused and In Love,
You need to do what will make you more happy in the long-run. so, does that mean you should go with your parents or your boyfriend? Neither. Because your boyfriend will no doubt dump you once he gets you pregnant and your parents will soon be cripples. But pudding will never EVER leave you, my friend. I want you to go to the grocery store and buy some pudding.
Dear Howie,
My teenage daughter is out of control. She won't listen to me and is always going out late at night. She has been into heavy drinking for over a year now and I tihnk she is getting into drugs. What should I do?
Fet Up In Texas
Dear Fet Up,
Do you have a basement? If you don't, get one. Now go to the hardware store. Buy some barbed-wire, locks, fencing, and some pudding at your local grocery store. Strategically place the barbed-wire around your basement, set up the fence in between steps, and set up the lock on the door. Now eat your pudding. You have succesfully made a dungeon for your daughter and satisfied your hunger at the same time. Just lock your daughter down there for a few years and your problems are solved. Just be sure to throw some food down there.
Dear Howie,
Which is better jell-o or pudding.
Confused in Ohio
Dear Confused,
Pudding, my friend, pudding.