ELECTION 2000
Well I'm as sick of this stupid election mess as much as anyone else (I avoided it this long), but there is something very intruiging about the whole thing. Years down the line and I can tell my grandchildren about this historical event. "Boy, back in my day these darn elections weren't decided in one night. No! We had to wait months, sometimes years for them to decide. And we walked fifteen miles to school every morning in snow that went up to our shoulders! And it snowed everyday! You kids got it so easy. *Grumble grumble grumble*

But seriously, there are two things I hate in this world right now: citizens of Florida and Al Gore. The citizens of Florida (or the morons as I like to call them) I can forgive for two reasons 1.) half of the are old and senile, and 2.) they made one stupid stupid mistake in one day and that was all. Al Gore on the other hand
won't stop. Please God, make Al Gore stop. He knows he's not oging to win. He has to know.
Oh, my name's Al Gore. I'm a big whiner. Wah wah wah. I wanna be President! Me, me, me! It's not fair! I called it!
We all know Bush is going to win. And if he doesn't, maybe I'll just move to Portugal or something, because this is ridiculous. I wish I had more to say about this whole election thing. In years I'll just look back at it and go "Yeah, that really sucked." I'll think that, but what will I tell people? That it was awesome. The country was on the edge of their seats. How many peopel do you know that really care anymore? I sure don't. Sure, I'd be pretty flustered if Gore ended up winning this whole thing, but only because I have it set in my head that Bush will be the man in charge. But, honestly, I don't care. Get Ventura. Get Jackson. Heck, get Alf for all I care.

This was pretty much a waste, all I really wanted to do was put up that picture of Al Gore crying.

So to make up for it, here's some stick figure theater that i took off some other site a long time ago. Later.
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