THE DISCLAIMER
This is a disclaimer. You shouldn't use any of this material without me saying "Sure, it's okay." Then you can use it. Seriously though, who am I kidding? Who in their right mind is reading this crap and going "Oh, geez, I'd really like to steal that line about his drunk uncle." or "Wow. That Slim Jim pic of Drew is great. I think I'll put it on my web site and say it's my friend. Mu ha ha ha." No one, that's who. I'm just trying to feel important. The only thing here that's worth "stealing" is the Pillsbury Doughboy Shockwave game, which in that case, it's technically not mine, it's Steve Doust's. But lets pretend for a second that you really do want to copy my thoughts onto your page or something and I happen to discover it, what am I going to do about it? E-mail you and give you a stern lecture on taking credit for other's stupidty? "Now, sir, I do believe that's my comment about pancakes smelling like fish. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about my friend Maria vomiting. You don't even know her." Or maybe I'll call the authorities. "Officer, I can assure you, my dad told me to stop sticking grapes up my nose, not that liar. Please take care of the situation." So, basically, I'm asking you nicely not to, but if you're just going to be some vulture, you might as well link my site with the credit or something... jerk.
