Did somebody say
MERCHANDISE? Neither did I...
Or did I? Yes, I didn't.
Now it has come to my attention that nobody goes to this site anymore. To boost crowds, I've decided to finally display my life's work... My merchandise!
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Cotton. Fitted T-Shirt with Skirminator logo printed on front. XL, L, M, S. Black, white, navy blue, fucking hot red. |
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$35.00 L - $30.00 M - $25.00 S - $90.00 |
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95 % Cotton. Fitted T-Shirt with Got Notorious? logo printed on front. XL, L, M, S. White. | XL -
$35.00 L - $30.00 M - $25.00 S - $90.00 |
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Your shirt will show the amount of days/hours/minutes/seconds till Christmas from when you bought it! | XL -
$35.00 L - $30.00 M - $25.00 S - $90.00 |
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Originally created to send to BustedTees.com in return for $150... Then I realised I had to leave my phone number and I'm not down with that. | XL -
$150.00 L - $150.00 M - $150.00 S - $150.00 |
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100% Cotton. Fitted T-Shirt with iron-on Skirminator logo. You can decide where the Skirminator logo goes! It could go on the front if you want. | XL - $40.00 L - $35.00 M - $30.00 S - $95.00 |
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100% Cotton. Fitted T-Shirt with Impossi-Products� Impossi-Shirt� printed on front. XL, L, M, S. White. | XL -
$35.00 L - $30.00 M - $25.00 S - $90.00 |
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100% Cardboard. Slightly fitted shirt, plain. Impossi-Products� Impossi-Shirt�. One sleeve is sown shut, preventing the individual from wearing the shirt. | M - $20.00 |
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100% shit. Impossi-Products� Impossi-Pants�. One leg is sown shut, preventing the individual from wearing the pants. Also they might fall over while putting them on and kill themselves. | XL - $10.00 L - $9.00 M - $8.00 S - $7.00 |
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Framed compilation of Jason's Infamous Drawing of the Month Spectacular. | $45.00 |
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A portion of an MSN conversation arguing a favourite quote from Adam Sandler's "Happy Gilmore". | XL - $10.00 L - $5.00 M - $2.00 S - Prt Scr |
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Remember the Jason Sex Scandal? Seems like only months ago. You can buy the remaining pictures for a small cost. | $20.00 |
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A cat. | $34.00 |
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If crotches are your thing, you would love this photograph of my crotch, taken whilst on a killing spree in Japan. I am wearing my shirt like a fag because I am displaying my crotch. It wouldn't be a crotch-shot without a crotch. | $1,000.00 |
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Why not purchase this artist's impression of what Batman would look like punching out a child fiend, possibly a homosexual. This is drawn on the bathroom floor. | $19.00 |
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Buy this
exclusive GEM: Joe's Business video tape, and receive two original
scenes FREE!*
*You must bid on the two original scenes. |
$30.00 |
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You can buy
your very own Drawing of the Month Watch!
Features: |
$10.00 |
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Rare drawing of Snackarettes�. Framed... As in, it has been framed for murder. | Click to bid on this item |
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Rare drawing of Snackarettes�. Framed. | Click to bid on this item |
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Two original scenes from GEM: Joe's Business. | Click to bid on this item |
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Original animation cell from Skirminator. | Click to bid on this item |
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