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Tomety
I�m afraid to say it, but we are really letting ourselves down aren�t we! Not only are we not listening to Ned�s or my advice, but you are continuing to make more awful trends.
For the Boys:
Dousing yourself in so called body spray Lynx: (Enforcing Ned�s original plea) Yuck yuck yuck, I�m a guy and even I can tell you it�s disgusting. Women don�t like it and animals certainly don�t. The dreadful smells waft my way while I�m serving customers at work, and it makes you want to throw up. Why can�t you go for something less potent? Or if you are a follower of the lynx, just wear a little of it, you don�t have to marinate yourself.
Dirty old shoes: Ok, I�m not saying go and buy a new pair as soon as you scuff your latest pair, but please, if your shoes smell like muddy cheese, or just look like hell, go and get yourself a new pair. You will be benefiting your feet, and the whole environment. (Not sure how, but it is a good point)
Holding doors: I work in a dominantly female work place, and for some reason they really notice the little things, and holding the door is one of them. I know most of us do it, but this is a plea to the peeps out there that don�t. You�ll feel better about yourself by helping other people!
Trying your hardest to burb: This also makes me want to vomit, when a group of you lads try and force a burb. Its ranky to see, and even worse to hear. If your body is not ready to let something out, then don�t force it.
For the Girls:
Saying please: I know this is a two way thing, but lets face it, as a gender you are marginally bossier than us, and although most of the time we might be happy to oblige, a nicer tone that doesn�t say, one day I�m going to turn into your mother, would be great.
Lip Gloss: Maybe I should be blaming beauticians of the 80�s, but why do some of you wear a whole bottle? It just looks like you secrete too much saliva.
Yet another reinforced plea: Labels: Just because your bag or scarf hasn�t been emblazoned with some designers name, doesn�t mean to say you shouldn�t buy it, why not be original, and be individual for a change.
So there it is, another opportunity for you to get your act together�
Little note of praise, I see that you have laid of the fake tan somewhat ladies, well done this is the first step to reformation!