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Ned
Or 'Hopelessly Bloated'
Guess mine is not the first belly achin�
My gut is not the first to cry
I'm not the first to know,
There's just no cuttin� back on food
Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and eat too much food
But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else for me to do
�Cept sit around and eat lots of food
But now there's no way to exercise,
Since you pushed my podge aside
Too big for my bed,
Hopelessly bloated after food,
Hopelessly bloated after food,
Hopelessly bloated with food,
My head is saying "fool, forget him",
My tummy�s saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the fat, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly bloated with food.
But now there's no exercise,
Since you pushed my podge aside
Too big for my bed,
Hopelessly bloated after food,
Hopelessly bloated after food,
Hopelessly bloated with food,