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I'm getting sick of this whole attention seeking crap from these two. It seems Frankee is glumming onto Eamon's success, and is more of a stalker than an ex, so here's a little story in song form about how he decides he needs her anyway!
Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No
[Verse 1:]
See, I don�t know why you stalk me so damn much
You stole my sandwich crusts!
I told you, piss off, now you�re searching my drains
You�re a real lawsuit pain, maybe we can do an out of court deal
[Chorus:]
Fuck off, get out of my house
How many times have I told you to get out?
You�re a freaky stalker, get off my back!
Fuck you, you hoe, I don�t want you back
Fuck off, get out of my house
How many times have I told you to get out?
You�re a freaky stalker, get off my back!
Fuck you, you hoe, I don�t want you back
[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Snoop around my house, yeah
I called the cops, I heard your story
Ya robbed me, even took my bed
Now you�re sneaking round the back
Ya just another whack, stalk elsewhere
Are ya done with me?
Fuck off, get out of my house
How many times have I told you to get out?
You�re a freaky stalker, get off my back!
Fuck you, you hoe, I don�t want you back
Fuck off, get out of my house
How many times have I told you to get out?
You�re a freaky stalker, get off my back!
Fuck you, you hoe, I don�t want you back
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
You got cautioned, did I care?
You could ask anyone, I even said
This stalker�s no fun
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
It hurts real bad, I kinda miss my stalker, we coulda gave it a go
Damn it, come back to my house
I didn�t mean it when I said get out
You�re a freaky stalker, please come back!
Cos crazy girl, I think I want you back
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
[Until the end]