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Well well, after last December�s modern manners by Ned, you lot don�t seem to have changed much, so I thought id have a go, here's a few more actions for you to think about...
Fake tan!! Although people do look better what a bit of colour on them, orange is not the way to go! I'm guessing it makes you feel better when you have it on because so many in our age group are now doing it. Thumbs up for avoiding long term side effects of sun bathing, thumbs down for looking like you�ve been tangoed
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Escaping thongs. If your undergarments are making a run for it, send them back down stairs! Pulling your thong up underneath your boobs isn�t the nicest thing to see, and it must hurt like hell!
Acknowledging the ugly. If you see a guy that was possible hit with the ugly stick, don�t walk by with your nose in the air, he can�t help it! This is also relevant for you so called lady killers out there, just because she�s a total munter, doesn't mean she's like that on the inside.
And now for you older ladies, just because Madonna and Cher can still dress like teenagers and get away with it, doesn�t mean you can too. It�s extremely horrifying when you see someone older than your mum dressing like your mates would have a few years ago, take my advice and avoid anything that says I'm 14 and want to look 18.
Badly grown facial hair. I�m guessing its a bit of a turn of if your upper lip looks like it needs a good dusting, and your partially there sideburns are gradually creeping down your face, if you cant do it properly then done even try!
Taking football too seriously, I know it must be terrible when your team looses, but throwing chairs and acting like apes is fine if you want to look like a spoilt 5 year old, My advice, if your a bad loser pick a team that always wins!
Breast watching. Not everyone is built like Dolly Parton, and there are a few less Jordan�s walking down the high street than you would perhaps like, but staring and ogling as the lady walks past isn�t the way to show your intelligence level.
Linking in with Ned's complaint about hats... wearing woolly hats in the summer!! I've seen so many guys with vests and shots on, which is fine, but a whole other load of you wear beenies at the same time! What is this madness??
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