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Ned
Or 'My wife's leaving me. Boo hoo.'
I'm gonna fight divorce
A seven nation army couldn't take this flack
She�s gonna rip me off
Taking my money right behind my back
And I'm talkin' to myself at night
Because I can�t forget
I was always really kind
I even bought her a pet
And the message coming from my lawyer says she�s leaving home�
Don't wanna know about it
Every single one's got a sorrow to tell
Everyone knows about it
That my wife�s leaving me for another fella
And if I catch her comin' back my way
I'm gonna nick her new loo
And that ain't what she wants to hear
But that's what I'll do
And the letter coming from my lawyer says find a new home...
I'm going back to Mom�s
Far from this opera forevermore
I�ll take this nice oak door
And maybe some of that expensive pine floor
And my bank account�s gonna take a heavy bleeding
Right before the court
All the cash is gonna bleed from me
And I�ll be poor once more
And the call coming from my Mom tells me "Meg�s coming home"...