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'Tis the season to feel competitive! So we've made up our own alternative awards to reward the best and worst of popular culture with coveted Poison Vanilla accolades. Here are the nominations for each category, the winners will be announced next month so get speculating.
Best Ice Cream Flavour:
Phish Food
Cookie Dough
Cherry Garcia
Weirdest Celeb:
Avid Merrion
Mariah Carey
Michael Jackson
Most Amusing Celeb:
Victoria Beckham (having it off in her car)
Britney Spears (kissing Madonna and annulled marriage)
Ben and Jen (calling off the wedding)
Worst Film:
Gigli
Elf
Tomb Raider 2
Worst Dressed:
Anna Nicole Smith
Johnny Depp
Paris Hilton
Least Publicity Hungry Couple:
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis
Worst Sequel:
Dumb and Dumberer
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Legally Blonde 2
Best Homegrown Gay Celebrity:
Will Young
Graham Norton
Alex Parks
Best TV Show Character:
Phoebe (Friends)
Andy (with Lou) (Little Britain)
Karen (Will and Grace)