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| "QUOTES" Page | ||||||||||
| cause we know a good tagline when we steal one | ||||||||||
| some words may nave been changed to protect our asses...from lawsuits! | ||||||||||
| "Eat Healthy, Excercise Often, DIE Anyways" | ||||||||||
| "life does not cease to be funny when people die, anymore than it ceases to serious when people laugh" | ||||||||||
| "a life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing" | ||||||||||
| "a man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle" | ||||||||||
| "the sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up" | ||||||||||
| "if you think that there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody" | ||||||||||
| "two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left" | ||||||||||
| "everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die" | ||||||||||
| "if ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy" | ||||||||||
| "did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again" | ||||||||||