| Quotable Quotes. these are some things that i have picked up from reading and from life in general. Only important, earthshattering, horizon expanding kind of quotes get put on this here page. |
| "Don't push a Q-tip farther than it will go." -Mrs. Moore |
| "Thunder...thunder...thunder...Thundercats Hoooooooooo!!!!" -Lion-o |
| "Bikes are people too." -Thomas Jefferson |
| "If we all don't go, he can't yell at just one of us." -James Schack |
| "Cows is queer..." -Eugene O'Neil from his play Desire Under the Elms (note: He is from our hometown) |
| "I hate men... especially white men." -Every damn book I read my senior year except for The Things They Carried. |
| "Nyar, does this shirt make my head look fat?" -Tom Walsh. |
| "Don't push the red button!!" -Mrs. Cavico (thanks to Faraldi for reminding me of this one.. i don't know if a Quotes page would be complete without it.) |
| Michelle: My mom made cheeseburgers, or whatever you call them... JJ: I've had it with you. |
| "Did you just touch my butt? I think you just touched my butt." -P.J. |
| Clint: I'm not as insensitive as everyone thinks I am. P.J. and Tracy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! |
| "It's sooooo big..." -Crystal. |
| "Owen wants to breastfeed Pat Buchanan." -J.J. |
| "But in England..." -Matt Robinson. |
| "Superman's cape is red." -Faraldi. "But Batman's cape is blue." -Tom. |
| "I punch my bwuddah, make him bweed." -Doh Fwayer |
| "I'm glad she waited until we were older before she went completely insane." -Elaine on our mother. |
| "Raargh, mraaahhhh!!! Grahrg!!!" -The dinosaur that almost ate me on my way home from school. |
| "Travis, we are not going to hit any deer." -James Boyle five minutes before he almost hit a deer in Frenchtown. |
| "Fleece make me itch." -JJ and Clint. |
| "You are the master of every situation." -fortune cookie I got. |
| "Your first and last love is... self-love." -Fortune cookie that April Paster (tm.) got. She denies that it is about masturbation. |
| "Don't Break The Lamp!" -JJ |