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| How to Eat Stuffed-Crust Pizza. |
| Step 1: |
| Go to Pizza Hut. Click the link to their site to find the location nearest you: Pizza Hut Location. Also, get the number so you can place your order ahead of time and when you get there you'll only have to wait a few hours since Pizza Hut is the slowest pizza place on Earth. |
| Speaking of the Pizza Hut web-site here's some nifty info I picked up there: Pizza Hut� uses 2.5 percent of all the milk (over 3.2 billion pounds) produced in the U.S. every year for cheese. That cheese production requires a herd of 250,000 dairy cows producing at full capacity 365 days a year. Pizza Hut uses more than 360 million pounds of [fresh] cheese per year; of that, 335 million pounds is mozzarella cheese. Stuffed Crust Pizza used approximately 50% of the 35 million pounds of string cheese produced in the U.S. in 1995. |
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| If the stuffed crust pizza uses fresh cheese, i have to question the definition of the word "fresh." Dictionary.com defines fresh as: "Lately produced, gathered, or prepared for market; not stale; not dried or preserved; not wilted, faded, or tainted; in good condition..." The cheese that Pizza Hut uses in the crust of their stuffed crust pizza is the raunchiest cheese in the history of cheese... and that's saying a lot because cheese has been around for a very long time. But, I digress... on to the next step. |
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| Step 2: |
| Pick up your Stuffed Crust (tm) Pizza (c) from Pizza Hut�. |
| Step 3: |
| Once you get home, open the box and grab a slice. |
| Step 4: |
| Turn the slice backwards to eat the cheese-filled crust first. |
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| Step 5: |
| Throw the Stuffed Crust (tm) Pizza Hut� Pizza in the garbage because it is rotten. |