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Write-In: ________________________Team Kill: The Molten Sphere
The Only Quiz With Two, That’s Right, Two Whole Different Authors That Are Nearly Separate Entities!
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Section 1: Aaron Goodnow & The Italian Avant Garde
1) Welcome to a unique installment of the Pointless Quiz tm series.
a) You’re welcome. I mean, thank you. b) Hi. c) I am either pleasantly surprised or casually outraged.
2) Now for a test of optimism! The jar is:
a) Half-empty b) Fuzzy c) Full of blue M&M's
3) Molten Sphere is ___________________________________
4) So… vote for someone:
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
Write-In: ________________________
5) There is a bar. The sign says: “NO MINERS ALLOWED.” Why not?
a) They’re too young
b) The light on their hats confuses the bartender
c) Next time put a sign outside that says: “Thieves Hideout”
6) Who is Aaron Goodnow’s rival? And why is Aaron unaware of his rival?
a) James Badthen; because he’s good… now!
b) Jean Val Jean; because he was asleep when his bread was stolen
c) Bizarro Slash; because they live in alternate dimensions
d) Duder Duderton; because he’s not into the whole brevity thing
e) Cool Wimp; because there’s no such thing as a cool wimp
f) Jungle Mime; because jungle mime is mute (duh)
g) Uncle Joffrey Domino; because the “f” is silent
h) Uncle Joffrey Domino; because he wears the Tie of Moral Clarity
i) Midnight Pimp; because he ran off with Aaron’s twenty bitches and his copies of the NES versions of Marble Madness and Tecmo Super Bowl ’89.
7) Which comic book hero should be portrayed next in a motion picture?
a) Gambit b) The Button c) Lions (Specify: Detroit or Other)
d) Bongo e) I'd like to see a movie where a guy is going to die when the sand
runs out of an hourglass, but then at the last minute an ant stops the sand from
running out. Then the rest of the movie is about the ant.
8) R is for:
a) Race b) Relax c) Colorado d) Ratboy e) Radio Shaq
f) Robo The Robosexual Robot g) Riki’s Buff Mule h) Molten Sphere
i) Remember the time when Jerry ran into the wall? j) Reverse
9) Jerry never ran into the wall!
a) Yes he did! It was so cool that it was like three people ran into the wall!
10) I wouldn’t trust this guy.
How
about you?
a) Seems pretty crazy. b) Ye…no.
11) I’m thinking of a number… It’s 11.
12) Who’s your mancrush?
a) Orlando Bloom b) Hayden Christensen
c) Johnny Depp d) Viggo Mortensen
e) Miroslav Klose f) _____________________
13) Can you make the catapult shoot any farther?
a) No, I’m sorry. That’s as far as it will shoot. b) Yes. c) Sure isn’t as good as DEATH RAY.
d) I don’t know. What does Benjamin Franklin have to say about that? ::: pulls out $100 bill and puts it in your pocket :::
14) Dejub.
15) Watch out for that:
a) Tree b) Monkey Butler c) Monkey d) Butler
16) *LIGHTNING ROUND!*
You are struck by lightning! What do you DO?!
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17) Hey I’m Neil, and I’m in the bathroom.
a) That’s totally a Kylus thing.
18)
!
a) Me too.
19) What’ll you be when you class change?
a) Warrior Mage. b) A year older. c) Coyote. d) The Last Samurai.
e) The Dad that doesn’t get it. f) The Dad that doesn’t care.
g) The Dad that’s surly. h) The Dad from Big Daddy.
i) The Molten Sphere. j) Aaron Goodnow.
20) To stop the drip:
a) Turn cock to right.
21) I was lit up like:
a) Chinese New Year. b) A candle. c) Persian New Year.
d) A fluorescent Lamp. e) A lightbAlb. f) A Molten Sphere.
22) Who would win in a race?
a) Tommy Makinen (in a WRC Car) c) The Flash (in a Ferrari Enzo)
b) New Ching Shit (in his Corolla) d) The Flash (in a Ford Pinto)
23) Please do not feed the animals.
a) If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
b) They carry the Black Plague.
24) When are we going to Carl’s Jr?
a) Only on Tuesdays and the Thursday Part Of Saturday. b) Only on 49 cent Tuesdays. c) 10:27.
d) March 49th, 2004. e) When I put my pants on. f) Never! It’s craaaaaaaaaaaappy.
25) Why drink Pepsi?
a) Why ask why? Try Bud Dry. b) Try Bud Wet. c) Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead. d) Caffeine maiks yoo smartur.
26) O colleagues, do your girlfriends have large buttocks?
a) They certainly have!
27) Now it’s time for the ceremonial slipper beating!
a) Sweet Jebus, surely you jest?!
28) Powered by:
a) Honda b) Nissan c) Fuel d) Pancakes e) New Life!
f)
Cardboard
g) 
Ow!
29) The widget rules! Stay in the widget.
30) If you had to fight in a ten match tournament with one weapon… Choose a weapon:
a) King’s Sword Of Haste b) Tie Of Moral Clarity
c) Hitler’s Moustache d) Che Guevara’s Beret
e) Nunchuks f) Bag Of Rocks
g) Captain America’s Shield h) Remote Control Sentinel
i) Lightsaber j) Concussion Rifle
k) Rail Detonator l) Jerry (The Fan)
m) Snowball n) Gasmask
o) Ocarina p) Megaphone
31) Flavas.
32) What’s your best advice for writing a paper?
a) Proofread to see if you any words out. b) Procrastinate.
33) What does it say on your diploma?
a) Bovine Univeristy b) My name, duh c) Accidental College
d) F U e) This guy sux f) Parole: Rejected
34)
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Section 2: The Note With A Vengeance
35) Amin stole Aaron Goodnow from me!!!
a) that sounds wrong…and also…wrong b) Goodnow was good then c) Goodnow is good now that he’s Goodnow in another world… a good world… now!
36) If pie = mc squared, then why aren’t more rappers eating pie?
a) they gave it to charity b) they added wrong c) Aaron Goodnow stole it all
37) Stop! In the name of:
a) Aaron Goodnow b) The Molten Sphere c) Bob the killer goldfish
d) this knight:
38) Do sheep shrink when it rains?
a) yes b) Yes c) yEs d) yeS e) YES
39) If you’re tripping on acid…wouldn’t you say you have very bad balance?
a) I’m constantly tripping on coke b) I’m tripping on it right now
c) I’m tripping on Molten Spheres…they hurt…cause ya know…they’re molten
40) Is that any way to talk to a lady?
a) ::lowers head:: I’m sorry… b) it’s a way…it’s not a GOOD way… c) you’ll have to ask my attorney
41) Who’s your attorney?
a) Aaron Goodnow b) Dare Devil c) Johnny Cock-ran
d) this knight:
42) If you don’t do it…!
a) …? b) !!! c) …fine! I’ll do it!...what am I doing?
43) What martial arts school do all anime girls go to?
a) the school of oversizing your breasts b) the school of rock
c) the school of making your breasts bounce
d) the school of using the word breasts in multiple breast-like sentences
e) Bruce Lee’s school of pantsu
44) If there’s one thing I’ve learned…
a) looking both ways before crossing doesn’t always help, you actually have to
wait if there are any cars coming
b) “jumping the gun” doesn’t mean you jump the guy with the gun
c) laughter isn’t the best medicine for a sore throat
d) learning one thing is a waste of learning two things
e) censored pie is hot
45) What turns you on?
a) ::blinks:: uhhhh… b) pantsu c) my brain d) Aaron Goodnow e) POWER button.
46) How do you make a pie?
a) you take crust and uhh…pie filling…and you put it in the oven
b) you go to the store…go to the pie section, and get a pie
c) you take 1 Molten Sphere, 2 shoes from a dancing bear named Bongo,
extract of lion, and 49 weasel
feathers
d) Rap about one.
47) Whoa, was that last answer not the best answer ever?
a) eh…it was PRETTY good…missing a few things though
b) it needed to have ________ a big rabid black bear on drugs ___________
c) Mike yells: 49!!!!!!!!!!!
48) This is a filler question
a) so I will make it up to you with awesome answers
49! Note: That’s right, this is most definitely a Note:, a Note: with a VENGEANCE! This is the Note: to end all Note:s…or spawn various other Note:s of equal or lesser value. Anyway, as you all should Note:, the Note: hasn’t been Note:ed in quite a Note:able time…so it gives me great Note:…I mean pleasure, to bring you this Note: of Note:s today…or tonight. It should be Note:ed that the previous statement will be determined on when this Note: is read. So it has come to my attention, me, the Note:, that I have been absent on many a quiz. So now I come with anger…and a two-foot long cardboard cutout of Christopher Walken that I will whack you with! You will rue the day that you have forsaken the Note:! For the day of Note:ing is at hand! Seek salvation, and read the little Note: in the left-hand corner! For only those that read the Note: and heed the warnings shall be saved from the vicious beating that I will serve to you on a plate of justice with a side of ham! THE HAM!!! HEEEEED THE HAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Note: I feel it should be Note:ed, to you who are reading this Note: that the previous Note: has be taken to an insane asylum where he shall be forever locked away for a Note:able amount of time. If you were taking Note:s of the previous Note:, we ask that you please burn all evidence and your right eyebrow. For only those with a left eyebrow will be saved from a Note:able beating of Note:worthy proportions. For I have a SIX foot long cardboard cutout of Christopher Walken! Mwa ha ha ha haaaaaa!!! Ph34r t3h N0t3:! PH34R with great PH34r!!!! Note: We the Note:, that is to say, the collective group that is Note:, would like to apologize on behalf of all Note:s for the technical difficulties we are experiencing. All previous Note:s have been sent to insane asylums and all cardboard cut outs of Christopher Walken have been confiscated. We are sorry for any inconvenience and Note:able beatings you may have suffered. This Note: was brought to you by Aaron Goodnow and The Molten Sphere. We would like to Note: that no cardboard cut outs of Christopher Walken were harmed in the making of this Note: End of Note:
50) Holy Note:!
a) you can say that again
b) I would like to Note: that that was the coolest thing EVAR!
c) that was quite a something
d) Where’s Christopher and where is he Walkin’?
51) What’s an animal that starts with the letter “V”?
a) Vulture b) Vostrich c) Vion d) V-dog
52) What is your dream car?
a) the one in my dreams, duh!
b) the Honda car that pees on dogs
c) the Freak-mobile (“How toyetic can you get?!”)
d) an SUV (Stupid Ugly V-dog)
53. The candidates for President of Cute are now running, who do you vote for?
a)
b)
c)
d) 
e)
f)
g)
h) 
i) 
54) Why did you vote for that candidate?
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55) Go mow the lawn!
a) it’s like a haircut for the grass! b) Crap’n bull c) Crapface
56) Amin, where should I take her?
a) to a restraint b) true story c) to The Strip Club
57) Use your best judgment
58. Can you tie my shoes?
a) umm…can’t you have your mom do that? b) …those are Velcro c) nope, that’s why I wear flip-flops
59. The end is at hand…the penguins shall exact their revenge!
a) amen brother b) I don’t get it c) the end is…er…“behind” me d) Ph34r t3h N0t3:!
60. Cream or Sugar?
a) Cream b) Sugar c) both d) Scream (O-Vision) e) Sugafree
f) Cream of Sugar g) Cream of Wheat h) Cream of Mushroom
61. How do you format a floppy?
a) you whack it a few times b) eew… c) no really…eeewww…
62. Wanna go out for a mint?
a) well…I was doing my taxes…but ok! b) after I save the world c) do I?!
63. What’s all the angry about?
a) I smell mucus
b) Relax and relax, those are my only two good advices.
c) You’re not gonna relax if you keep stressin’ out.
64. You don’t need to know how to paint to enjoy painting…you just need to think you know how to paint to enjoy other people admiring you for attempting to paint.
a) let’s paint! b) that’s only true if you know how to paint c) SPOON!!!
65. Look around the audience, one among you…will become president!
a) OMG! ::dies:: b) naw…I don’t think so
c) yeah right, and I’m the President of the United States…er…wait…yeah……
66. Your favorite Soul Calibur character is…
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d) 
e) 
f) 
g)
h) 
i) 
j) 
67. Note: This is a very important announcement regarding the Pointless Quiz, and various other quizzes that may or may not be present in the near or…non near…future. Is there a such thing as non near? Oh well, just ignore that, no wait, don’t ignore that! This is an important announcement! Nothing can be ignored! Anyway, this Note: must be written very small so everything can fit onto one spot and you won’t miss out on any Note:able announcements due to the lack of space that would be taken up by a larger font. That is to say, a large font would take up too much room. Now then, if you’ve gotten this far, you must want to hear what the announcement is, either that or you’re bored, which is a very good possibility considering you’re wasting twenty or so minutes of your life doing this quiz. That’s how important this Note: is! Now then, I must get to this important announcement, because this Note: will change your whole life! Do you realize what a huge responsibility you have just undertaken? There are no bounds to this boundlessly boundless Note:! If you could only choose one Note: to read in your whole life, THIS IS IT! This is the Note to end all Notes:! The mother lode! The light at the end of the tunnel! The chocolate powder residue on the bottom of your glass of chocolate milk! The last piece of the pie, the FINAL piece of the pie, and the last piece of the pie. Now, if you think you FULLY understand the importance of this Note: and the world changing responsibilities it has, which is a pretty big thing ya know? Cause it’s like, world changing and stuff, it’s not just “oh yeah, something about a v-dog” but NO! It’s “OMFGWTFRAFLMAOLOLAFKBRBGTGDEATHRAY!!!” There, I think I’ve explained to you the sheer importance of this Note:. Tune in next time when we give you the important information!
68. OMFGWTFRAFLMAOLOLAFKBRBGTGDEATHRAY!!!
a) quite possibly the world’s greatest fruit
b) Molten Sphere!
c) 49!!!
d) Bongo!
e) Lions!
f) Aaron Goodnow!
g) Christopher Walken!
h) what time is it?!
i) Happy Dog Lick!
j) V-DOG!!!
k) Robot Carnival!
l) Note:!
m) aw man!
n) weasel feathers!
o) the ZONE!
p) shameless reference answers!
q) 49 again!!!
r) Bob the killer goldfish!
s) 49! (Mike yells version)
t) The Last Pie!
u) DEATHRAY!
v) PH34R T3H CUT3 0N35!
w) Loser Award!
x) X-ray!
y) SUGAFREE!
z) I’m not gonna do a z!...oh wait…