The Double DOUBLE Bacon Cheeseburger
(Because some people don’t DO 49cent Tuesdays)
1. Good day to you kind sirs!
a) Hello b) yo c) bout time you made another damn quiz d) I don’t like cheese
2. Why ask why? Try
a) Bud Dry b) Bud Wet c) Bud Light d) chicken e) asking a better question
3. You know of any apartments, 2 bedrooms, 2 bath?
a) Sure, follow me b) yeah, I live in one c) sure don’t d) sure might
4. Why? Are you looking for an apartment?
a) no, you are b) no, I am c) I’m confused
5. Which Dad are you?
a) The Dad that doesn’t get it b) The Dad that doesn’t care
c) The Dad that’s surly d) I’m the Dad from Big Daddy e) I’m YO Daddy!
6. Which font size is this?
a) 12 b) 12 c) 12 d) 12 e) 12 f) 12 g) 12 h) 12 i) 12 j) 49
7. When you draw a super deformed, does their hair get longer or shorter?
a) it gets bigger b) it gets smaller c) it gets spiky and yellow d) it eats mint
8. But why a bun?
a) without the bun, your hands would be coved with meat and cheese!
9. It sounded cool, I think it’s greek
a) Opa Opa! b) greek is dope c) I refuse to capitalize it
10. How about I pose like this?
a) looks good to me b) like what? c) look! I got one! d) that’s so good!
11. Heads or tails?
a) or b) asses c) cows d) Money for Nothing e) you’re smiling for some reason f) your smiling for some reason g) my smiling FOR reason
12. Gimme a yes or no answer, how many people are in Melbourne?
a) chicken b) bacon c) cheese d) PCP e) double threat, or not but it’s ok f) yes
13. Unscramble this: oifnviorasfi
a) kifbviladsfv b) asldcmldso c) u d) dsfv49kslfmvof e) Melbourne
14. When will we get there?
a) tomorrow b) yesterday c) the next time you ask that question d) oifnviorasfi
e) the LAST time you asked that question f) only on (49 cent) Tuesdays and the Thursday part of Saturday
15. Who would win in a fight?
a) a small plant b) GooglyMinotaur c) O.J. Simpson d) a rock e) your mom!
16. Can you implement dynamic recompilation into ZSNES?
a) dy-whata? b) sure, piece of cake! c) uhh…no… d) umm…maybe?
17. Who said this “My plans were fool proof, but then they started feeding on the rays”
a) Space Ghost b) Spacebar c) Space Ace d) Ghost rider e) Ghostman f) Spaceman
18. That _________
a) smarts b) stupids c) idiots d) bastards e) morons
19. What is MSG?
a) Meatlong Sandwich Good
b) Metal Solid Gear
c) My Super Gravy
d) Mister Sinister Guy
e) Meatball Shooting Gallery
f) Mario Sucks Goodly
g) Magic Space Gorilla
h) Monkeys Shoot Gladly
20. Did I go overboard with that last question?
a) not at all
b) just a bit…
c) Maybe Shouldn’t Go?
d) Might Sexy Ghoul
e) Moon Star Galaxy
f) Meet Somewhere Good
g) Monday Snake Goober
h) Many Share Gas
i) ok…now you’ve gone overboard…
21. Who doesn’t like getting tingly?
a) I sure don’t b) nobody c) …eww… d) uhh…he does
22. Stay tuned
a) I’ll try b) where’s the button for that? c) no d) naw, I always change channels during commercials
23. Who said anything about commercials?
a) I did b) he did c) you did d) The Dad that doesn’t get it e) Mr. TV
24. True or False: I enjoy frosting in the morning
a) frosting? In the morning? b) I like wheat c) I like mint d) Melbourne
25. Will you jump in the toilet?
a) wha?! No! b) uhh……sure c) no way d) only if you go first
26. That question actually came from a game, which one?
a) Bloody Roar b) Bloody Scream c) Breath of Fire 2 d) Bloody Breath of Flamey Roars done in a high pitched Scream…2
e)
27. Hey look! It’s Christopher Walken!
a) Who’s Christopher b) and where’s he walkin'? c) Treadmill
28. What does Neil say, when he’s in the bathroom?
a) I’ve been running away all my life b) hey I’m Neil, and I’m in the bathroom
c) where’s the bath in this room d) Can someone gimme a hand here?
29. Why is a bathroom with no bath called a half bath if there’s no bath in it?
a) because you only think there’s no bath b) because I stole it c) I ate it
d) the bath is actually the sink e) because you half to get one
30. No seriously, where’s Christopher Walkin'?
a) Treadmill b) Millennium c) in his half bathroom d) in a galaxy far, far away
e) to an old chair with a rusty rag f) Studio 49 g) the Robot Carnival
31. You could win?
a) relax and relax, those are my only two good advices b) I could? c) I damn well better d) I’ll take it! …what do I win?
32. What is your business here?
a) to kill you b) to kill him c) to kill all killers d) Cyber Deth
33. What comes to mind when you think of “Goober”?
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34. Where have all the cowboys gone?
a) Texas b) old movies c) Shoji’s house d) The White House
35. What’ll you be when you class change?
a) Swordsman/Knight b) Archer c) Mage d) Acolyte/Healer e) Merchant f) Dancer g) Novice h) Robot i) me j) you k) Amin l) Shoji m) Kamin
36. Which out of these animals, are you most like?
a) Christopher Walken b) O.J. Simpson c) John Madden d) Jack Handey e) Chris Rock f) Chris Redfield g) Chris Tucker h) Chris Cross
37. Which out of these people, are you most like?
a) kitty b) bunny c) mousey d) puppy e) a big rabid black bear on drugs
38. If I were the last guy on earth, would you have sex with my sister?
a) yes b) no c) er…I don’t get it d) …you don’t HAVE a sister e) If you were the last guy on Earth, I’d be dead …or at least not on Earth
39. Are these stamps sticky or licky?
a) yes b) no c) maybe d) gooey e) slimy
40. This is a desperate call to arms! Will you lend a hand?
a) yes sir! b) yes, because if I didn’t, I’d be WRONG! c) maaaayyyyybbeeeee… d) heck no! e) wait wait…do you want my arm or just my hand?
*Special Bonus Questions, taken from the lost Quiz “Floppy McGruff’s sack of Random Questions”
41. Let’s get ready to _________
a) get dirty b) get funkay c) get down d) tumble
42. How do you spell BEAR?
a) B-A-R-E b) B-U-M c) F-L-O-P-P-Y d) B-O-N-G-O
43. Attacked from both sides!
a) god dang it! b) NOOOOO!!! c) YAY!!! d) ooooh CRAP! Run away!!!
44. What’s in the sack?
a) random questions b) that’s MY business buddy c) that’s a pretty personal question… d) sleeping
45. I just got two words for you, So crates!
a) heh, Socrates… b) that’s one word that you broke into two but they actually MAKE two different words so it still works…yeah.
c) I just got two words for you…umm…I’ll get back to you on those…
46. Where do you think I got the name “Floppy McGruff”?
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47. Holy POOP! is a form of…
a) chocolate b) pie c) tire d) Gruff e) poop
48. We’ll kick your butt cause we’re _____________
a) Texans! b) Canadians! c) Irish! d) Jamaican! e) crazy!
49. How do you get to Granny’s house?
a) take a left, then, you take another left at the next street, then at the next, take another left, and then at the next street, take another left and you’re there. b) follow the yellow brick road c) jump twice, run around in a circle, duck, crawl exactly three inches, turn around, close your eyes and take a really big step forward, open your eyes, look both ways, cross the street, watch out for that tree, go Northsouth until you get right back where the tree is, turn to the left, which would be my back and your forward, then dive into the mud, swim in that for a few inches, get out and wipe yourself off on the poison ivy that’s in front or you, that would be my right, ignore the dead guy to your left, that would be my right, then go Northwest until you should go east, and when you get to that point, go South, keep going until you get lost, then walk forward, but do it sideways, follow Big Foot’s footprints until you see the prints of the Abominable snowman and then QUICKLY take a right, after you go right a few inches, QUICKLY turn right, then, after you go right a few inches, QUICKLY turn right again, go a few inches then QUICKLY turn right again, go a few inches, and then, scream for help.
50. Where’s some booze?
a) I…don’t…know… b) Reno has some c) there is no mo u fu
51. Hey Floppy! Where is Bongo hiding?
a) behind the glass b) on top of the paper c) under that cloud over there
52. If you could run faster then any car, and your friend wanted to race you in a massively upgraded motorcycle with jet engines and stuff, but he had to go twice the distance then you do, which is 6 miles, but you had to make ONE pit stop along the way and you would have to buy something there, and it could be anything big or small, and your friend didn’t have to make any pit stops, what would you buy on the way?
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53. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a golf ball?
a) 1 b) 3 c) 49 d) 3
54. Wat vould appn f I aid no sens at al?
a) ve vould al be skewed b) this vould be a vari cul test c) ve vould prabubli al perisch in a big xploshon tat vould detroi tha hole galaxi!
55. Would you like to take a survey?
a) god no… b) isn’t this one? c) maybe later… d) ye…umm…no…no wait…no e) if it’s about beans and George Wendt
56. “And welcome back to the hit game show, I’m SMARTER then you!”
a) YES!!! b) YAY!!! c) go to commercials! d) how ya doin Lance?
57. “Pinto” stands for…
a) Pitiful, Insignificant, Nasty, TOTALLY Orange……thing
b) Pick-up Ink Number Two Or die!
c) Put It Nowhere Terrible Orangutan!
d) Pulsar INferno Typhoon Omega
e) ____________________________________________________________
58. Are those your shoes or are you just happy to see me?
a) shoes? b) the hell? c) umm…I’m happy? d) umm…my shoes…
59. This question was brought to you by…
a) Bongo b) Mint c) Floppy d) Floppy… disk
60. Have I ever lied to you?
a) yes
I mean when it was REALLY important!
a) yes
61. ::holds up a shovel:: Do you think this is funny?
a) most definitely b) you’re darn tootin! c) hmm…nope d) HA! e) I do now!
62. In an elevator, if the up arrow makes you go up…what does the down arrow do?
a) I haven’t the faintest clue b) sends you to hell c) opens the door d) sends for room service
63. There’s a BUTTONtm hidden somewhere on this page, can you find it?
a) ::looking:: nope b) yep c) yeah it’s on the back d) can I press it?
64. I roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and I roll over your neighbor’s dog. I’m good for a snack
I fit on your back…what am I?
a) a shoe b) a dog c) a cat d) a frisbee e) LOG!!!
65. What are you going to be when you grow up?
a) a doctor b) a crazed psycho-maniac c) a train d) older
66. Do you like to party?
a) No, Fidel b) No, Castro c) sure do d) no Doren
*End of the lost questions
Final. Did you like this quiz?
a) ok…what’s the story with this “Floppy McGruff” thing?
b) TEXANS!
c) yes
d) no
e) only on Tuesdays and the Thursday part of Saturday
f) maaaaayyyybeee
g) LOG!!!
h) BONGO!!!
i) 49!!!
j) I take the freeway to Granny’s house
k) I would like a Double DOUBLE Bacon Cheeseburger…without any cheese.
l) oifnviorasfi
m) Bud Soggy
n) Movie Swim Gunk
o) Mighty Sewer Gus!
p) no…REALLY…WHERE is Christopher Walken???
q) eat mint or die!
r) team kill
s) hot dog cart guy
t) chair tester
u) I DJ with the fire
v) WHOPPERS The Original MALTED MILK BALLS
w) your wisdom is stupid!
x) make another quiz or die!
y) this song is cool
z) all right everyone…let’s mosey