Dash of Quiz
A super secret version of the Pointless Quiz, this quiz was worked on by a team of lab monkeys based in Alaska in the northern-most south region. It has been brought to you by way of a robotic trash can by the name of R4-D9, claiming it holds the secret plans of a secret destructive space station of secrecy. The robot was then destroyed for obviously being full of crap by way of a 6 foot long cardboard cutout of Christopher Walken.
1. Welcome, to Quiz.com
a) You can do anything you want, at Quiz com…
b) Dubya tee eff subtitle?
c) I thought all cardboard cutouts were confiscated?
2. In the year 4908, war was ending…
a) And life was very boring
b) All our base are gone!
c) That would make a very sucky game
3. What makes sharks and bears Nature’s Best Friends?
a) Their teeth
b) They explode
4. What is Suspicious Activity?
a) Large groups of people buying minimums
b) Shifty eyes
5. What is the most random question that comes to your mind?
a) I don’t know b) isn’t that your job?
6. Please enter your password.
a) *****
b) ********
c) X@!#?%&$!
d) fluffems
e) I ain’t givin you ma passwurd!
7. I think there should be a file extension called dot, that way you could say “dotdot!”
a) I think you’re an idiot
b) Dot.dot
c) …
d) stfu.wtf
8. Can I get some coffee creamers?
a) Would you like some coffee with that?
b) Absolutely, positively, probably not
9. I got another question for you
a) Well, that’s good
b) I sure hope so
c) Good, cause I’ve got another answer for you
10. George is in Mexico
a) Curious?
b) Bush?
c) No, my boss
11. What is the greatest invention of all time?
a) Roll cake
b) Spork
c) Impact Fighters
12. Things that make you go hmm…
a) George W.
b) This question
c) Impact Fighters
d) hmm…
e) ________________
13. Who is your favorite character in Impact Fighters?
a) Bob Bobberton
b) George W.
c) George (my boss version)
d) I’m pac Fight
14.I’d have to say I’m a great fan of triangles
a) I’d have to say I’m a great fan of Chuck Norris, and he was in the Delta Force and the Delta was a triangle
b) You know, all this talk about Chuck is making me want to get married again
15. What’s your problem?
a) All I know is that it’s hard to pronounce
b) My toes are cold
c) I ain’t gots no problem!
16. Why are we all here?
a) Whoa, heavy question
b) You mean, at Jerry’s house? (We're not at Jerry's house)
c) why ARE we all here…while some believe in god, and some in evolution, a mix of both or what have you…I believe that some people and animals are FAR too stupid to avoid Natural Selection. In any case, while the HOW we all are here may be arguable, the why I think is up to the person, or animal. I mean, even spiders get married, and even though they may not have cakes and wedding rings doesn’t mean they’re not legally…married. Some may say that we’re all here to serve as a freak power supply for robots. Some may say that is was luck that held this team together…but I say it was Joe Higashi’s Double Cyclone that saved the day, I mean, that thing rapes! In any case, I’ve clearly made this answer way too long so now everyone is pretty much going to have to pick it…damn it.
d) counter culture
17. The best soda ever is:
a) Dr Pepper
b) Pepsi
c) Chepsi
d) Coke
e) Sodapop
f) Sodaman
18. I'm on the inside lookin' inside...and wondering why I'm invisible
a) You're full of guts
19. Guts! (the show)
a) It doesn't flow through my veins
Life: Adventures In Socialization
Formulated by 9 llamas
20. Are you 0u7r4g30u5?
a) ye-Outrageous!
b) only on Tuesdays and the Thursday part of Saturday
c) I am a physical manifestation of the outrageousness of the universe (that’s right, the universe!)
21. Well, I’ll be…
a) a monkey’s uncle
b) in the bathroom
c) obvious
d) the evil robot in the school play
22. What’s your favorite television program?
a) Shh! Screech is doing something
b) Impact Fighters
c) Mattel Nestle Chocobots
d) Blue’s Clues
e) Homey The Clown versus the Homeless Legless Man
23. Find Emmit Nervend…
a) and inherit his millions
b) twice on this page
c) in next month’s issue of Cosmopolitan
24. What’s your favorite color?
a) Seth Green
b) Brian Austin Green
c) Mean Joe Green
d) Freddie Green
e) Al Green
f) Blue-Green
g) Aquamarine
h) Sea Foam
i) Homey The Clown
25. What’s the fastest way to Aaron Goodnow’s house from Speed Zone?
a) The 91 freeway
b) 91 freeways
c) Bullet Train!
d) Bullet!
e) Jamiroqui’s moving stage
f) Hot on Napoleon’s heels! Waterloo!
26. Now time for the age old question: Who would win in a fight?
a) Construction Equipment!
b) Dinosaurs!
c) Cars!
d) Jets!
e) There’s more to this question than meets the eye, isn’t there?
27. What’s the real breakfast of champions?
a) Energon Cubes
b) Apple Cores and Chinese Newspapers (Powersauce)
c) Jackass Muffin
28. “I’m just glad we’ve got a guy named ‘Johnson’ on our team”
a) “Get it together, Johnson!”
b) “We cut off your Johnson!”
End Of Life
Orgle
29. Do not disregard the llambas!
a) Make that funny, in creative form
b) Shun the shunners!
c) Don't disregard the quarter!
d) I don't remember what spawned this question
30. What do you do when you're stopped next to another car at a light?
a) Sing "Strangers in the Night" to them
31. Do you guys have a public piss or something?
a) Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
b) Sure, it's behind the building next to us
c) Sure, how much is it worth to ya?
32. Press START to play
a) START
b) where's the Any Key?
c) It's a trap!
33. There's a real movie called...
a) Gangsta No1
b) Gangsta No3
c) And Gangsta No3
34. Witch of theze wurds is misspelled?
a) Which?
b) Mrs. Spelled
c) Gangsta
35. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
a) Weasel feathers
b) Gangsta No3
c) Pong
d) Hover cars
36. Are you a BAD enough dude to rescue the president?
a) I dunno man...I'm PRETTY bad...but I dunno about THAT bad...
b) I'm 5 parts bad and 6 parts awesome
c) It's too bad I ain't bad enough to be bad
37. So what's up with, uhh... you?
a) Dogs barking
38. Hot enough for ya?
a) Naw, I like it to be blistering hot
b) Naw, I like it when the skin actually melts off my bones
39. Yo man, word on the street is...
a) They say they bathroom's betta than yours
b) There can only be ONE Highlander!
49! Quick! Count by ten!
a) Where did the robots come from?
b) Hurricane Joe Higashi
c) Dogs barking
d) 4908 has 49 in it
e) Hover cars
f) fluffems
g) That's totally a Kylus thing
h) START
i) I found Emmit Nervend!
j) Guts!
k) Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...
l) and Gangsta No3
m) Impact Fighters
n) Frank Sinatra
o) 0u7r4g30u5!!!1one
p) Green
q) I subscribe to Cosmopolitan and I haven't seen him anywhere...
r) Something about a V-dog?