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The Absolute Moronic Chronicles |
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By: Jordan Morrison |
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I don't actually know what the word Chronicles means, so basically I will tell you what I think is absolutely "Moronic" and why! |
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The Notorious Mongoose - it is half duck and half beaver...we already half both those so why do we need mongeese? |
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Rap Music - Why is rap music considered music? all they do is dress funny and talk real fast with some kind of horrible beat! |
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Books - Why read books when you get the same thing out of T.V. 40x as fast! |
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Advertisement - Yes yes...it is a good marketing technique...but there is so much of it no one takes it serious anyways! Half the time by the end of a commercial you can't remember what the commercial is about anyways so why? |
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Creeks - Why don't they just get more water and grow up and be rivers...Rivers are alot more useful! |
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Government - You can't win...the goverment tells you what to do and when to do it! I'm not complaining since it's alot worse in other countries but Jeeezzz! |
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Repeating Words - Once the word is said it shouldn't have to be spoken again, otherwise it defeats the purpose of the saying of the word in the first place! |
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Soap Operas - Why should anyone spend all day watching a guy and a girl cheat on eachother only to find out that they still love eachother? Everyone of them is the same. There is no plot to thicken! |
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Hair on Fingers - What is the point? It just sits there doesn't do any good! It's not even a distinguishing mark! Ohhhh Well! |
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Algebra - There is no long term value to algebra because how many jobs will require you to graph the slope of a polynomial? Unless you are studying to be a Algebra teacher, (which is totally pointless because the only people you teach that will actually use it is other people who become algebra teachers) It's an endless circle! |
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Trying to be a Nonconformist - (idea and credit to Matt) - When trying not to conform you are conforming to the ideals of nonconformism! That in itself defeats the point! |
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-Back To Main Page- |
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Mushrooms - Unless used in Mario to make yourself bigger...I Hate Them! |
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Different Levels of Liking - Like, like like, heart, like heart, like like heart, ect. ect...eventually the list would get so long that no one would remember where you stand. I'm pretty sure it's a girl thing. I guess that means it doesn't have to make sense! |
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Well that's it for now! As life goes on i will keep filling you in on my thoughts on totally irelevant things! |
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Hope You've Enjoyed It! |
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