| March's Topic: |
| What is up with bras? THE PROBLEM: First it was the corset, a evil contraption that cause dainty little european women to faint, making fainting couches quite popular. Unfortunately when American's escaped religious bondage, they refused to escape boobie bondage as well. I know I have my timeline a bit out of order, but this is not a history lesson. Anyway you would think that centuries after corsets and stays were abandoned that women could have more freedom. However that is just not the case. As it stands today bra manufactures have come up with even more ways to torture tata's. Now I can cushion them, lift them, make them look bigger, make them look smaller, make them stay in one place, make them jiggle all around. I even have the choice to make it look like I'm sexually aroused all day with these crazy nipple things. Now I shouldn't be complaining since I have the freedom to choose so many styles and prints in every lingerie store there is. How ever I am going to complain, what about the days when my boobies want to be freed! They are tired of living in bondage, they never get to see the light and the only time they can move as they please is when I am asleep. What is up with bras? In the sixties women burned their bras, what happened to that movement? I know exactly what happened, we got a lot of saggy breasted women. THE SPELL: Before you go and burn your bra's (which no doubt cost anywhere from $20 to $40), I would suggest that you excercise your upper body so that the muscles under your breast become firmer. This way you'll have a more perky look, and if you still have to wear a bra at least you can opt for the least binding kind. You know, the sweetheart cut ones with out the wire and very little padding if any at all. I know that it's not the perfect solution, but until we can figure out how to beat gravity or the evil patriarchal society we live in, it'll have to do. But to those girls who torch there bras (or don't buy them in the first place), more power to you!!!! |