Rude boyz rant
Rude boys (or boyz) are over running this country, they speak their own language, have their own religion and uniform. They must be stopped. Why? Because quite frankly I find no other group of people more annoying.
It's teenagers with nothing more in their life than the urge to rebel and be cool that convert to rudeboyism. First comes girls, then their voice breaks, then they dump Pokemon for gold sovereign rings from Argos. It's all down hill from there, they meet other rude boyz and begin hanging outside places of great rude boy cultural importance such as KFC and JD Sports, in massive So Solid Crew type groups.
They engage in strange rituals such as playing ring tones on their sacred Nokia mobile phones and asking passing strangers to lend them 10 pence. These are the type of boys that Ali G is based on, the type of boys that aspire to careers such as working at their place of worship, the arcade, or being a garage MC. They speak a weird form of broken english with phrases that mean nothing such as 'Innit' added onto end of every sentence.
Rude boyz are bad but rude girlz are no better, they hang with these boys wearing the same Nike tracksuits and trainers but want to show off their worth with massive designer name logos every wear. These girls go into the prestigious Burberry shop on Bond street and demand the royal treatment while they search for the smallest cheapest tartan handbag, "like the one posh spice got."
There is no hope for the victims already taken, they are lost in the storm. Though it is not too late to save our youth from a teen life in this obscure cult. They must be stopped.