This place is a mess! Come on, you and i need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do your laundry now!
What a man hears:
Blah blah blah blah COME ON
Blah blah blah blah YOU AND I
Blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR
Blah blah blah blah NO CLOTHES
Blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW
